So the power's out at the akatsuki base. Now what happens? I do not own anyone in the Akatsuki or the Akatsuki name.
It was storming really bad at the Akatsuki hideout. The lightning was cracking, the thunder roared, the rain pelted the base, hail struck the base, winds were speeding up to at least fifty miles per hour.
"Good thing we still have power, right guys?" Kisame asked. Everyone was on (or around) the couch watching the TV. Before they knew it, the power shut off.
"God dammit, Kisame, you jinxed the TV! Now look at what you've done!" Hidan scolded.
"Sorry, because I can control the power line,"
"We don't have to pay for this right?" Kakuzu asked.
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" Pein yelled. "As we all know, the powers out and we can't see anything."
"Well thanks for pointing that out captain obvious," Sasori said.
"Shut up, Sasori. Konan and I are going to light up candles around the base. You guys, uh, think of a game to play in the meantime." Pein said, as he and Konan walked away to go find the candles and lighter.
"So, you guys have any ideas on what to play?" Sasori asked.
"Oooh, Tobi knows! Tobi knows! Pick me Sasori-san!"
"Ok, Tobi, what can we play?"
"How about games on the computer?"
"We have no power, Tobi."
"Ok, how about we can play something on the Wii?"
"Tobi, we have no electricity, you baka un." Deidara scolded.
"How about we play on our DS's wirelessly? Tobi wants to play Mario Kart!"
"Do we even have DS'S?" Itachi asked no one in particular.
"No un, and what's Mario Kart?"
"Tobi knows we can play this game! How about Truth or Dare!" Tobi said in a somewhat scary voice with a flashlight under on under his chin.
"That's not a bad idea," Kisame said.
"Where'd did he get the flashlight?" Sasori asked. Pein and Konan came back from lighting up the base.
"So, what'd you guys come up with?" Konan asked, crossing her fingers it wasn't a stupid or childish game.
"After a few tries, Tobi came up with truth or dare." Hidan answered.
"Tobi calls it Truth or Dare," Tobi said.
"Tobi, you're freaking us out. Don't use that voice again." Pein said.
"Ok, Tobi won't because Tobi's a good boy," Konan picked up the candle on the coffee table and put it on the center of the rug.
"Everyone get in a circle. Tobi, since you thought of the game, you start." Konan said.
"Yeaz," Tobi said as everyone circled around. "Ok, Sempai, truth or dare?"
"Uh, I guess truth un."
"Ok, tell Tobi the truth. Have you ever made your hands make out?"
"Uh," Damn, how did he think of that? "A couple times." Deidara said while his face turned red.
"EWW!" Everyone screamed.
"What? I can't help myself," Deidara said in defense, "Ok, Hidan, truth or dare?"
"Dare!" Hidan shouted with a smirk.
"Ok, I dare you," Deidara started, "TO DIE IN A HOLE!"
"Ha, like that will ever happen."
"Deidara, please dare Hidan to do something that's possible," Pein asked.
"Fine," Deidara said. Then, he got a great idea, "Hidan, I dare you to be my slave for a week!"
"What? Hell no! I'll never do that!"
"I'm afraid you have to Hidan," Pein said.
"Fine," Hidan said, "Kakuzu, truth or dare?"
"Ugh, this can't be good. Truth."
"Ok, tell me the truth," Hidan started, "When you had to sew my head back on while we were trying to kill that Asuma guy, how did you feel?"
"… I thought you were not careful at all and would be meat in any match if you were mortal,"
"Gee, thanks."
"Well, you asked for it," Kakuzu started, "Now it's my turn. Tobi, truth or dare?"
"Tobi would like to tell the truth about something, Kakuzu-san,"
"Tell me the truth, how much money did you steal from me yesterday?"
"Well, Tobi was going to pay for this toy from this one stranger guy and he wanted five ryo. So, I handed him a special ryo because Tobi thought he was nice."
"Wait, how was the ryo special?"
"It had a 5 with two zero's after it, but he still took the money. Good thing, huh Kakuzu-san?" Kakuzu' teeth were chattering. Foam was coming down from his mouth. He stood up about to kill Tobi when it took Hidan, Kisame, and Sasori's puppet to keep him down.
"Ok, Tobi wants to ask Itachi truth or dare!"
Great Itachi thought, "Ok, truth."
"Tell Tobi the truth Itachi-san," Tobi started, "Why do you hate your brother so much?"
"Uh, helackshatred, their, I said it. Kisame, truth or dare?"
"FINALLY! Dare, please."
"Ok, I dare you to dunk your head in the toilet and flush it," Itachi said.
"But that brings up the water bill…" Kakuzu said.
"Suck it up, Kakuzu."
"But it's high school all over again…" Kisame said walking into the bathroom. The other members just listened until they heard a toilet flush.
"Itachi, that was a little mean," Konan said.
"This is just getting him back for messing me up in our last mission,"
"I'm going to kill Itachi," Kisame said dunking his head into the toilet and flushing it. He came back with a drenched face. "Sasori, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Tell me the truth, how long to you play with your puppets in a tea party a day?"
"W-well, you know… *sweat drop* just 4 or more hours per day…" Sasori's face turned bright red. Everyone started laughing.
"Haha! Sasori-san plays with dollies!" Tobi said.
"You're the one to talk! You play with toys!"
"Not just toys, Action Figures!" No one was surprised.
"Ok, Konan, Truth or dare?"
"I won't be a wimp, dare." Sasori smiled. Oh god, what horrible thing does he have in stock for me?
"I dare you to ask Pein this, I'll whisper it to you." Konan leaned over as Sasori whispered something in Konan's ear. Pein started to get suspicious.
"Ok, Pein, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Tell us the truth, why don't you show your real face?"
"Truth? Did I say that? Naw, I meant dare."
"Ok, I dare you to show us your face."
"You know, these games are very childish, I'm not playing this anymore."
"But you have to do every dare or tell every truth or suffocate 72 hours of torture by Itachi."
Pein looked at Itachi, who wasn't paying any attention. Then, he looked at Sasori since it was him who put Pein in this situation in the first place. Then, he gave Sasori a death look and Sasori just smirked.
"Fine, here you go," Pein said taking off his mask. Everyone was so shocked mainly by all the piercings and everyone ran away, all except Kakuzu.
"Why haven't you ran off like a little girl?"
"Trust me, when you wake up and have to see that you're a scarecrow underneath your mask in the mirror in the morning, nothing scares me anymore, and you should probably put your mask back on and head to the living room. You know that's where they are," Kakuzu said.
"Your right," Pein said putting back on the mask. Pein and Kakuzu walked into the living room.
"Well, the power's still not on, anyone got an idea on what we can do to pass the time?" Kakuzu asked.
"Ooh, ooh, Tobi knows! Tobi knows! Pick me Kakuzu-san!"
"Ok, what should we do?
"We should watch youtube videos!"
"We can't, no electricity,"
"We can play duck, duck, goose!"
"No, Tobi, you're such a baka un," Deidara said.
"I don't know about you guys, but I say we should play poker, with the chips and everything," Hidan suggested.
"I think that's a splendid idea, Hidan," Kakuzu said with his hands folded and an evil smirk.
"Kakuzu, don't go pedophile on me," Hidan said.
"Don't worry, I'll get the cards and chips from my room. Get a candle on the table and set it up,"
So that's the end of chapter 1. How will poker go? Will they get any power? Find out next chapter.
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