Prologue: Calling 555-VICK
In the vast emptiness of space, a small object was in the distance. It was too far away to see, but a voice spoke.
"Space. It's like... really, really, really big, dude. And it's got all sorts of stuff in it too! I'm talking about aliens, humans, canyons, spaceships... those little peppers wrapped in bacon stuff, which is, OOH, it's satisfying! Muy delicioso, dude.
"Yup! There's lots of stuff in space, amigo. But there's even more stories, and I've heard them all. My name is Vic! 555-V-I-C-K!"
The object came into view. It was somewhat rectangular.
"And I can open the window to a galaxy full of stories you never even knew existed."
The object was a glass window.
"See what I did there? That was a segway! We were talking about windows. Window shows up! Very intriguing. Now! We're almost to the good part.
"Some stories are funny! Some stories are not. Some might be a little weird and some might be about folks you've never even heard of.
"The whole Red vs. Blueniverse is about ready to bust open, compadre! Come with me... and let me be your guide."
The window began to open, with white light beginning to pour out... Then the window was smashed to pieces by a spaceship. On board, various Freelancers stumbled and shouted out at the impact and sound.
Carolina: WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT?!
Rhode: Was that glass I heard shatter?!
North: I think it was a... window?
Wyoming: Knock knock!
South: He said window. Not door.
York: A window? Just on its own? I mean, not attached to anything?
479er: What the crap's a window doing in the middle of space?!
Wash: I DON'T KNOW!!! JUST KEEP FLYING!!!
The argument/conversation was cut short by other ships flying after it, shooting at them.
XXX
I know that all of the stories they show in this season may not pertain to Rhode, but I'm gonna make this anyway. Till next time guys!
XXX
CRASH!!! The Reds and Blues' ship crashed into something.
"What the heck was that?!" Sarge exclaimed.
"That was probably the logo," Caboose answered.
"Hey!" Rhode scolded, "Breaking the fourth wall is my thing!"
"What?" Carolina asked.
"Nothing."