Why Bella's Truck Really 'Died'...
Edward's P.O.V : :
Ah sweet success, Bella agreed to let me replace her truck when it ran its course. It was about time to, but now I'd have to wait for the damned thing to 'die' unless.... "Emmett!," I yelled out when I got home. "What brother?," He replied. I filled Emmett in on my plan and he was more then willing to help me at a price.
Emmett's P.O.V : :
A devilish smile was on my face as Edward and I snuck around Bella's house, ninja style. "C'mon Edward you gotta be ninja right!," I whined as her started walking normally taking his ninja gear off. I blocked Edward out as I went pro ninja on him and tackled him to the ground just beside Bella's ancient truck. "Ah we have reached our target, all our training has lead up to this moment," I whispered as Edward stood to his feet shaking his head. After Edward and I were in our ninja stance we took a look under the hood, then began ninja chopping and kicking the parts inside. "HIYAHHHH!," I screamed as I made my final move against the insides of Bella's truck. Edward and I froze as we heard Bella stir, then Edward's fist collided with the back of my awesome ninja head. "Oh so that's how you wanna play it?," I said with glee before ninja chopping Edward's face and running off in the distance hoping to run into my ninja ally sensi Jasper. "Ah my young ninja is in danger!," I heard my sensi exclaim from the tree tops as he jumped down and kicked Edward in the head. Sensi and I made our escape immediately and as we were in the confides of our awesome secret lair we heard Alice say "Of course, you boys and your ninja games," I just laughed at that and went to bed after saying "MISSION COMPLETED!."
Bella's P.O.V : :
I awoke expecting Edward's cold body beside me but there was nothing,I began to panic when I heard cussing outside, "Emmett...," I muttered to myself making a mental note to prank him majorly. I went over to my window to see Edward in the tree with a crooked smile on his face as he lept into my bedroom beside me kissing me and asking me if I wanted to take him for a ride in my truck.....hmm he's acting very sus. I thought to myself being glad once again he couldn't hear my thoughts.