Neko-chan: Wazzup.

Amu: ...are you okay?

Neko-chan: Nope. ^-^ I can't think straight worth a crap.

Ikuto: And you plan to make this story... how?

Neko-chan: Duh. It's going to be ultra random. I'm best at that kinda stuff when I'm like this.

Everyone: ~sweatdrop~

Neko-chan: Also, no, this is not the Bonus Chapter I am making for 'An Amuto Story'. It's a completly random one-shot


Amu: Neko-chan does not own Shugo Chara

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Amu just got home after school.

She sighed, got bored, and started watching barney on the telivision.

Tadase randomly walked in through the door, saw barney, did a fangirl scream and jumped on the couch to watch it.

"What the hell! Get out of my house!" Amu pulled a sling-shot out of the couch and fired pennies at him.

Tadase cried and jumped out the window.

"I'll FIX IT!" Miki drew a big picture of the window an plastered it over the hole.

Ran farted and laughed hystaricaly. Amu got bored and walked into the kitchen to eat a burito. She took a bite, but got annoyed and threw it away.

"Well that sucks." Suu said.

Ikuto jumped down the stairs with a cowboy hat on eating a french fry.

'"I LIKE WAFFLES!" He screeched as he glomped Amu. Rima walked in. "Hey Amu? Where's your bathroom. I have to poop."

"Why didn't you go at your house?" Amu asked.

Rima shrugged and walked away. Amu poked Ikuto really hard.

"OW!" Ikuto screeched. Then he made a teary-eyed face. "Your so mean amu..."

Then he ran into the closet.

Amu got ticked off and decided to watch Fruits Basket. Then she got an idea.

She opened the closet and hugged Ikuto. He made a confused face.

"NOOO!!!" She yelled angrily as she slapped him across the face. "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TURN INTO A KITTY!"

Ikuto got on all 4's and made a pathetic meow.

"Screw you." Amu said and she walked upstairs into her room. Yaya and Kukai were there making out. "I HATE YOU!" Amu screeched. She threw a box of lucky charms at them. They cried, jumped out the window and died.

"MUAHAHAHA!" you could hear Tadase yell from outside.

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tooooniiiiiiight..." Ikuto sang downstairs.

Amu got bored and started singing 'oops i did it again' by britney spears.

Then a huge meteor came down and killed everybody... Kukai and Yaya were killed twice....

THE END

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Please don't send any comments on poor grammer and such. I told you, I can't think straight. When I can't think straight, I get lazy. I don't own anything mentioned in this story. Please review.