Name: Hyde Ackerman
Looks: Like you. He wears the outfit of Lu/Ciel Demonio with a dark blue scarf.
Hero/Mercenary Name: Arcane
Personality: Atfirst he appear to be kind of shy and don't like to be the center of attention. He likes to spend time either drawing or with the other Titans. He changes drasticly when either doing a job or fighting enemies. He has a rather sadistic nature and is very violent , sometimes to the point where he beats them near death. Duo to the many beings in his head, he very offten changes his personality, but those above are his main ones. He follows his own psychology in which: "There is not good or bad. The actions of humans are their own, but they have to pay a price for every action they make. That price is either low or high."
Backstory: Like I would tell you that. It will ruine the suprise. I can only say that before joining the Titans, he was (and still is) a mercenary.
Powers: I will keep it a secret for now, but it is some sort of sorcery. He also hase a great sense of deja-vu, which most people mistake for great reflexes.
Now with that out of the way, lets get on with the prologue.
(Somewere in Gotham, Your POV)
I was currenly sitting in a sofa inside a apartment which belonged to some rich guy that aparently didn't keep his end of some sort of deal. I couldn't care less what he did, at last I will get paid. I know what you are thinking my dear readers:
"What is such a awesome person like he, who could be the DC version of Deadpool, doing inside a apartment in the city with the most criminals?"
Well the thing is, im a fuckmothering mercenary.
And the best of the kind. There wasn't a job I couldn't do. And I was never caught in any of my tasks. I was like a shadow. Or the wind. A windy shadow.
Anyway, as I was chillaxing inside of his room like a baller, I hear the door opening and there he was. Standing still while looking at me. Must been frozen out of fear, because ... well it me.
As I stood up, he tryied to plend and bribe me into sparing him. But we all know how that song and dance goes.
After I shoot him thirthy six ... wait correction thirthy seven time, he fell over like a bitch. And then I heard what I asumed were police sirens. So I ran to the rooftop and started to make my way where the job giver will pick me up. Good thing that I wrote a dark blue outfit, which blended kind of with the night. As I was making my way, I could almost see the meet suddenly, well I won't say it so you guys can take a guess.
No, I wasn't shoot.
No, I didn't get surrounded by the cops.
No, I didn't kick a puppy. And that happened only one time accidentaly.
Seeing that you don't have the braincells to guess, I will say it.
My deja-vu kicked in as I dodged what I though was a boomerang. Only it was the shape of a bat. Turning around I saw a grown up man dressed in a bat costume. Guess the bat decided to come and try to catch me. Seeing that there was either two options: either fight or run. I decided to take the third option. As he was about to take a step towards me, a magic circle was formed next to him and a humanoid creature came through it and tackled him of the building. Good thing he didn't except that or else I would have MAYBE be caught.
Anyway, I managed to get to the meeting place where a helicopter was waiting for me. Once I got on it, we managed to get away from the police but Batman was hot on our trail in some kind of bat-shaped jet. Luckily, there were some beings in the air that prevented him from following us.
(Unknown City, club, same POV)
"And that is, lady's and gentleman, how I managed to not only kill a person, but to also escape from the Bat without him having any idea of who I am." I said with my glas high, as the other mercenaries that came down to this club, never bothered to learn the name, cheered for me. When the cheering died down, people returned to their usual buissnes as I looked at the person across the bar.
"Im telling you, Weasel, a few more jobs and I can lay low for a while." I said as the guy behind the bar, Weasel my manager, nodded his head.
"Man, I can belive it. Not even 5 years here and you managed not only to never go to jail, but to make the biggest profit." he said as he refiled my juice. What, im still 17. I can't drink alcohol.
"What did you except from me. I'm in fact LEGEN ... wait for it ... DARY!" I finished with slaming my glass on the counter. "So are there any well payed jobs here that you know "were lost in the warehouse"?" I asked in a whisper. You see, Weasel was kind enough to hide some of the better paid jobs for me to do. I will never forget that kind hearthed moment.
(Flashback)
"YOU WILL HIDE THE BETTER PAID JOBS OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU!"
"I ALLREADY TOLD YOU, I CAN'T!"
"YOU WILL DO IT IF YOU WANT LIVE FOR THE NEXT MORNING!"
"I WOULD DO IT, BUT IT'S BAD FOR BUISSNES!"
"THAT'S IT! YOU ASKED FOR IT! TIME FOR ME TO GO FULL JASON ON YOU!"
(Flashback end)
That was the first day I saw a grown up man cry like a baby. And that is coming from a guy that can't even talk in front of a group of people he doesn't know.
Weasel looked left and right before giving me a wanted poster. "This is so far the biggest job we ever had. They are giving a reward of $5,000,010 to the person that catches this guy, dead or alive. His name is Deathstroke and he is apparently some big shot mercenary and criminal. Even the Justice League has trouble catching him." he finished his explanation as he noticed the dark aura around me.
"How. Much. Did. You. Say. Was. His. Bounty?" I asked with a heavy death glare pointed to him.
"$5,000,010." he said in a wisper as he began to back of, along with the rest of the mercenaries. And then is when I exploded.
"THAT'S IT! THAT FUCKER IS DEAD THE MOMENT I SEE HIM! HE THINKS HE IS SUCH A BIG SHOOT ONLY BECAUSE HE HAS A HIGHER BOUNTY THAT ME! AND THAT ONLY BY $10! YOU GUYS BETTER LEARN, BECAUSE I WILL FIND THAT GUY AND FUCKING MURDER HIM! WEASEL! WERE IS THAT FUCKER LAST SEEN!?" I asked as he looked like he was about to die out of fear.
"J-J-Jump City." he answered while stutering.
"Good that is not far away. Im going! You better make a place on the wall for the new biggest mercenary!" and with that I stormed out of the club heading to my apartment to pack my things so I could go and talke my rightful place as the best mercenary. He better watch out, because when I get my hand on him, he will wish that he fought against the Justice League.
And when im done with him, I will damn sure post it on Tweeter.
Teen Titans GO (lady and gentlleman, this is the moment in whic I will try to fix the mistakes the studios made).
"Thank you all for coming on this historical day." said Hyde as he was sitting at the head of a very larg table. "Today we have some famous people who decided to join this battle for humanity. Those people include ..."
"My Marvel counterpart Deadpool."
"Stan "The Man" Lee."
"Barney Stinson."
"Alucard."
"Mr Chow."
"Leslie Nielsen."
"Stewie Griffin."
"Mr Burns."
"And Chuck Norris."
Before you ask, yes he did call the known Titan killer Eren Jaeger. But he had to cancel because of him being sick.
"We have all gathered today so we can get rid of, or at least fix, a certain Universe. And it is this one." he said while showing a picture to the people making them flinch of shock.
"Now I know that most of you are shocked and I get it, but we must do this in order to help the human race. Are you with me?" every person cheered. "Good, now this is what we will do."
Later, in the GO Titan Tower we can hear of something being drilled as a crack appeared in thin air as our two favorite 4th Wall breakers stuck their heads inside the different Univeres.
"We are here." said Hyde in a whisper as both he and Deadpool were dressed as janitors with fake mustache's on their faces (or mask in Deadpolls case and scarf in Hyde's case). They quickly spotted the GO version of Hyde sitting in the couch and drawing. They slowly snuck behind him and struck him on both sides of the neck, knocking him out. They didn't waste time as they stuck him inside a oversized sack, that covered him from head to toe. Since the 4th Wall Hole was fixed, they had to use the normal exit to get out.
And them make a new 4th Wall Hole towards home.
They were preparing to move to the elevator when out of it came out the GO version of Robin. There was silence as the three of them stared each other down.
"Who are you?" he asked in a suspicious tone as he eyed them suspicious.
"Janitors." both Hyde and Deadpoll answered in unison.
"Who sent you here?" and this is starting to feel like a interigation.
"Fangirls./Fanboys." Hyde and Deadpool answered as they looked at one another "Fanboys./Fangirls." they looked at one another again and nodded "Fan Cross Dressers." the duo asnwered in unison as Robin after a few second nodded his head.
"Yea, I can see them doing it again." he said to himself as he asked us one final question. "So, what is it in the bag?"
"Dead rackoons./Dead birds." they looked at each other again. "Dead birds./Dead rackoons." again they looked at each other. "Dead rackoons that ate birds." again they answered in unison as Robin moved out of the way.
"Well, you did you job. Thanks." the duo began to move towards the elevator, before ...
"Wait!"
... Robin stood in front of them again. The dup prepared for the worst as ...
"Here. For coming here at a weekend."
... he gave them $10 each.
Seeing that they he didn't suspect anything, Hyde and Deadpool left the Tower. Somewere inside the city, they made another 4th Wall Hole and jumped through it.
1 Titan down, 5 to go.
And there you have it, the first chapter down. Hope you enjoyed it. Now the MC will be more likely some sort of anti-hero, something different than the rest of the Titans.
For the pairing, I have some scenarious in mind, but I will let you guys decide.
Big thanks goes to BrxkenArrow who helped me a lot.
So don't forget to R&R and other stuff.
See ya all next time peace out.