"What´s that smell?"
Disclaimer: When I read Ditzcat´s grrreat story "Is it a Hunt Cat Day, or what?", I had an idea. What would happen if the Fellowship of the Ring would appear to the modern times (I´m not sure do they say it like that) and our world. It would be very.hmm.chaotic. (didn´t find a better word to describe it.) I´m sorry about the (several) writing errors, I hope you understand at least the half. So, with my cousin´s help, I´ve written this:
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"You.cannot.pass!" Gandalf shouted at Balrog on the bridge of Khazad Dum.
They were fighting and suddenly Balrog got a magnificient idea. "Hey! Sauron taught me a spell which I could try on you." Balrog opened his big firy mouth to say: "Támä Ôn hássü tharína Já sïlti shinae luët tätá!"
When Balrog finished, the whole Fellowship started to spin around (just like Kylie Minogue).They were kind of sucked in to a dark narrow tube. They whirled and whirled, it felt like lasting for ages.
"I´m hungry," Pippin complained. And at that moment they appeared on to a toilet (of course they didn´t know that).
"What´s that smell?" Merry asked turning up his nose.
"Oh, this is diiiisgusting!!! I want to get away from here! Quick!" Legolas screamed. His shriek was so high that it broke the glass of the toilet window.
"You saved us! Oh thank you, Legolas!" Gimli said greatfully. "Now we can climb out of the window."
Gandalf coughed loudly. "Actually it was me who broke that window," he said. "I broke it with my break-glass-without-a-staff-spell."
Nobody wanted to start arguing with the wise old wizard, so they stayed quiet. Aragorn and Boromir had started to observe the little room. They found a little cupboard and opened it.
"Hey everybody, there is some kind of little bottles inside!" Aragorn said.
"Can we eat them?" Pippin asked hungry.
Boromir took one bottle in his hand, smelled it and said: "I don´t think so."
Legolas turned with anger towards Aragorn. "Hey, Ara, please shut the cupboard door. I can´t see my face in the mirror." Aragorn did what was told and Legolas started to admire his own reflection in the mirror. "Oh, how beautiful I am! It´s been a long time, dear!" he said stroking his long blond hair.
Sam said something not-so-nice to Frodo about that narsistic Elf and Frodo couldn´t hold the laugh. Gimli was laughing up his sleeve and Gandalf, Boromir and Aragorn were trying to look as serious as possible.
"I´m sorry to interrupt you, but could we please go? We are starving!" Merry said. Pippin nodded for confirm.
"Oh, yes, good for you to mention it. We can climb out of that window which I broke, as Gimli said. Climbing was my idea, of course, Gimli just said it before I did." Gandalf said a little bit arrogantly.
"Yeah, right," Sam said quietly.
Aragorn went to the window and looked down. "I don´t think we can just climb down."
"What do you mean we can´t? Of course we can! Just put our legs out and-" Legolas stopped when he saw the drop. "Oh, Valar, this is very high!"
Gandalf came there too. "Wow, this is like Barad-dûr! Even more higher!" he shouted and everybody wanted to see the drop. They were in some of those high houses, in someone´s flat, but of course they didn´t know it.
"Auch, you´re standing on my toes!" Pippin shouted. "Am I? Well you´re pulling my beard!" said Gimli´s voice. "Gandalf, Boromir just took my ring!" Frodo cried. "Let go off my beautiful hair, will you!" Legolas shouted to Sam.
They were all arguing like brats, when suddenly the door was opened and somebody came in.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ So, that was the first chapter in my little story. I´m sorry if somebody got hurt. But I´ve done this with humour, so you must read it like that. I don´t really hate Legolas, Gandalf or anyone, it´s just the point in my story to make all the characters stupid or funny. What did you like? All ideas and comments are welcomed. Please, rewiew.
Disclaimer: When I read Ditzcat´s grrreat story "Is it a Hunt Cat Day, or what?", I had an idea. What would happen if the Fellowship of the Ring would appear to the modern times (I´m not sure do they say it like that) and our world. It would be very.hmm.chaotic. (didn´t find a better word to describe it.) I´m sorry about the (several) writing errors, I hope you understand at least the half. So, with my cousin´s help, I´ve written this:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"You.cannot.pass!" Gandalf shouted at Balrog on the bridge of Khazad Dum.
They were fighting and suddenly Balrog got a magnificient idea. "Hey! Sauron taught me a spell which I could try on you." Balrog opened his big firy mouth to say: "Támä Ôn hássü tharína Já sïlti shinae luët tätá!"
When Balrog finished, the whole Fellowship started to spin around (just like Kylie Minogue).They were kind of sucked in to a dark narrow tube. They whirled and whirled, it felt like lasting for ages.
"I´m hungry," Pippin complained. And at that moment they appeared on to a toilet (of course they didn´t know that).
"What´s that smell?" Merry asked turning up his nose.
"Oh, this is diiiisgusting!!! I want to get away from here! Quick!" Legolas screamed. His shriek was so high that it broke the glass of the toilet window.
"You saved us! Oh thank you, Legolas!" Gimli said greatfully. "Now we can climb out of the window."
Gandalf coughed loudly. "Actually it was me who broke that window," he said. "I broke it with my break-glass-without-a-staff-spell."
Nobody wanted to start arguing with the wise old wizard, so they stayed quiet. Aragorn and Boromir had started to observe the little room. They found a little cupboard and opened it.
"Hey everybody, there is some kind of little bottles inside!" Aragorn said.
"Can we eat them?" Pippin asked hungry.
Boromir took one bottle in his hand, smelled it and said: "I don´t think so."
Legolas turned with anger towards Aragorn. "Hey, Ara, please shut the cupboard door. I can´t see my face in the mirror." Aragorn did what was told and Legolas started to admire his own reflection in the mirror. "Oh, how beautiful I am! It´s been a long time, dear!" he said stroking his long blond hair.
Sam said something not-so-nice to Frodo about that narsistic Elf and Frodo couldn´t hold the laugh. Gimli was laughing up his sleeve and Gandalf, Boromir and Aragorn were trying to look as serious as possible.
"I´m sorry to interrupt you, but could we please go? We are starving!" Merry said. Pippin nodded for confirm.
"Oh, yes, good for you to mention it. We can climb out of that window which I broke, as Gimli said. Climbing was my idea, of course, Gimli just said it before I did." Gandalf said a little bit arrogantly.
"Yeah, right," Sam said quietly.
Aragorn went to the window and looked down. "I don´t think we can just climb down."
"What do you mean we can´t? Of course we can! Just put our legs out and-" Legolas stopped when he saw the drop. "Oh, Valar, this is very high!"
Gandalf came there too. "Wow, this is like Barad-dûr! Even more higher!" he shouted and everybody wanted to see the drop. They were in some of those high houses, in someone´s flat, but of course they didn´t know it.
"Auch, you´re standing on my toes!" Pippin shouted. "Am I? Well you´re pulling my beard!" said Gimli´s voice. "Gandalf, Boromir just took my ring!" Frodo cried. "Let go off my beautiful hair, will you!" Legolas shouted to Sam.
They were all arguing like brats, when suddenly the door was opened and somebody came in.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ So, that was the first chapter in my little story. I´m sorry if somebody got hurt. But I´ve done this with humour, so you must read it like that. I don´t really hate Legolas, Gandalf or anyone, it´s just the point in my story to make all the characters stupid or funny. What did you like? All ideas and comments are welcomed. Please, rewiew.