I don't own Harry Potter
Sirius Black and Remus Lupin couldn't take their eyes away. It was like watching a Muggle car wreck. James Potter and Lily Evans were once more at each others throats. It all started out innocently enough. James ran out of ink and asked the nearest person with the same type of ink if he could share.
Unfortunately, for James... or perhaps Lily, it was Lily who had the ink.
She just started to yell at him. At first, James was in shock by her outburst, but he was soon defending himself.
"Potter, WHY ME? Why can't you just leave me alone?" Lily was breathing heavily and her cheeks were a brighter red than normal.
"Gosh Evan, I was only asking for ink! I wasn't asking you to bear my children!"
That got the attention of the entire Common Room. But it also got Lily to start screaming again
"How dare you say that to me you great... pervert!"
James had a look of indecision on his face. Everyone was wondering what the troublemaker was going to do next. But they all knew that it wasn't going to be good.
Lily was still yelling when James kissed her. The whole Common Room gasped. And Lily had a petrified look on her face.
She blinked one... twice. "What was that for?"
"I don't know, but it got you to shut up." That was the wrong thing to say because a moment later he had a red hand print across his face and ink was poured over his head. James was speechless and Sirius was snickering loudly.
"That is what you wanted," Remus said candidly.
James glared at his friends as he picked up his things and stormed up the stairs to their dorm. No one said anything else until he was gone.
"Bloody..." said Sirius wistfully. "I sure wish I was James right now..." Remus just laughed.
A/N My keyboard wasn't working for a while so I will be a bit slow on updating my other stories. Sorry for the inconvenience.