Will the Scarlet strolled down the street of Nottingham next to his half-brother Robin Hood...when suddenly someone yelled out "Hey look there! It's Robin 'ood and Will the Scarlet!"

"Great you just had to go through Nottingham didn't you Robin!" Will muttered.

"Shut up!" Robin yelled back.

"After them!" A guard shouted from behind them.

"Hmm... Should we run Will?" Robin asked.

"Oh bloody hell! Robin! What do you think!" Will shouted angrily as he began to run.

Robin then too began to run and they immediately dashed into the forest.

The guards swiftly followed after the two and also dashed into the forest. "You! Look over there! And...you! Look over there! I'll look over here!" The guards then began to poke around the bushes.

"This is horrible!" Will whispered to Robin. "You bloody go and say 'lets go through Nottingham' And look! We get bloody seen and to top it all off I have my red hat on today!"

"What's your hat got to do with anything?" Robin whispered back.

"Well in case you haven't noticed Robin, scarlet does not exactly blend in with the bloody forest!"

"Nothing 'ere!" A guard called out.

"Nothing here!" came the voice of another.

Suddenly a man's face poked through the bush that Will the Scarlet and Robin Hood were hiding behind. "I know they've got to be around 'ere somewhere!" the man said as he looked straight into the eyes of Robin. "Damn my nearsightedness..." The man muttered to himself. He then withdrew his face from the bush. "Nuthin' 'ere!" He called.

Then the three guards left back for Nottingham.

"That was a close one but I daresay they would never have found me! I mean I hid so well! Far better than you Will!" Robin then looked about but saw his half-brother naught. "Will?" Robin paused then spoke again "Will?" this time more urgently "Will! I'm scared to be alone in the forest you know that Will! Will!"

Then Robin felt someone tap him on the shoulder. "Robber! Thief!" Robin yelled as he ran straight ahead and bumped into a tree.

"Idiot," Will said as he walked up to his frightened brother. "It was just me."

"Damn you Will! Don't do that to me!"

"Okay whatever you Say Mr. I-Don't-Overact."

"Well I don't!"

"Sure..."

"I don't!"

"Let's just get back to the camp at Sherwood."

"We Steal from the Rich and give to the poor

until we get back Richar—d

we swear we'll do no more!" Sang the merry men as they ate and drank eagerly what was laid before them.

"I love drumsticks!" Allen-A-Dale said happily as he ate away ate his obscenely large turkey leg.

"I like any food that doesn't go to fatten up old Prince John!" Robin shouted.

"Or that bloody old Sheriff of Nottingham!" Will answered.

"Quite!" Little John added.

Suddenly the men began to hear hoof beats from off in the distance.