Note:
This story, is a fling I got one day as I was in Turkey thinking about another story... I really need to work some more on my other stories... and I think I'll do that right now, but I had the undying urge to make a spoof off of the movie scream... this'll have the basic plot and what-not but with more intreguing character... these characters are not mine, I would never dream of taking these characters... but of course, if they were mine i would make them do naughty naughty things... nyuaaahaaa ::nips her pinky:: anywho, I hope you enjoy, and please send lots and lots of critisizm.... i luv luv it.. even if it's flamming, i could care less... and trust me, since I don't have my manga's with me, I'll be having some trouble with names and situations at times, so please forgive me, and also please forgive me if I get a little out of character with Kyo... I enjoy speaking intelligently, and when I get angry I speak like him, but as I write this I'm not, so you may see Kyo with a hint of an intellecual spark once in a while... anywho, this story may or may not have a shonen ai relationship anytime... depending on how I feel when I'm writing it... and as it progresses. Also, once in a while I'll try to remember to add cursing since when typing it's not usually the first thing that I write... oh um...also...since this is a spoof off of scream, there will be some major ouchies and most likely a death or two... um showy. yea, So... um ENJOY!!!!
It was a normal day for me... I suppose, unless you consider waking up to the aweful smell of leeks "normal".
My name is Kyo, why the hell I'm telling you I don't know... I guess I'm going crazy talking to you... but of course, we're all a little crazy in our own little ways. I'm actually wanting to tell you about something that happened during our school exchanging visit.
Tohru, Hatsuharu, Momiji and the rat plus myself were all at school the day we were going to get a letter that told us we were leaving soon.
Ding Ding
"Will Tohru Honda please come to the main office to recieve a letter from the principle?"
"What the hell?" I asked, looking in Tohru's direction, "I wonder what it is this time"
The rat grumbled, not bothering to look up from his studies then said, "Oh, just shut up, I'm sure it's nothing"
Ding Ding
"I repeat, Will Tohru Honda please come to the main office to recieve a letter from the principle?"
"Guys, do you have any idea why I'm being called?" Tohru asked Yuki and I, looking concerned.
I grunted slightly and said, "I don't think we'll ever know unless you go... sheesh" She didn't move, obviously still wanting an answer, "I don't know!!!" I shouted throwing my arms in the air wildly.
She jerked then hurried off, huffing still trying to figure out why she was called.
I sighed, "Wow, nothing phases her" Yuki just grunted and moved, "Shut up already, you noisy puss"
Then we got into our usual arguement, where I was winning...... of course. -- cough
"Stop it you two" Momiji childishly stated from across the table, where we all were having our lunch break, "That's not being very-"
He was soon cut off by another overcom "dinging"
Ding Ding
"Will Momiji Sohma please come to the main office to recieve a letter from the principle?"
He looked at the speaker as if it were speaking to him in person or something... stupid idiot.
"Hey, did they just call me?" he asked, looking about stupidly.
"Of course they did you friggen idiot" I shouted at him, throwing a piece of my bread in his face.
Ding Ding
"I repeat, will Momiji Sohma please come to the main office to recieve a letter from the principle?"
He also soon hurried off, now reassured that he was called.
"Hrmm... I wonder why they were ca-" I began...
Ding Ding
"Will Hatsuharu Sohma please come to the main office to recieve a letter from the principle?"
Haru got up as quickly and as quietly as he had entered at first and left without saying a word.
An eyebrow was quirked, "O....kay, he sure is a man of few words"
Yuki grumbled again, then moved further away.
Ding Ding
"I repeat. will Hatsuharu Sohma please come to the main office to recieve a letter from the principle?"
Yuki soon after got up and left, not soon after hearing-
Ding Ding
"Will Yuki Sohma plese come to the main office to recieve a letter from the principle?"
Suddenly a loud roar was heard throughout the cafeteria. Moslty of protests of their "Prince". I rolled my eyes then took another chomp out of my food, and threw the rest away and left, hating the volume of noise.
Ding Ding
"I repeat, will Yuki Soh- Oh... okay. Never mind, please ignore this com"
I grumbled walking along. He was always a fast walker.
Ding Ding
"Once again I repeat, will Hatsuharu Sohma please come to the main office to recieve a letter from the principle?"
I chuckled then walked around school for a few moments until I decided to visit the roof.
Ding Ding
"Will Kyo Sohma please come to the main office to recieve a letter from the principle?"
GURG!!! I was getting frustrated with all the dinging... wait... they just called my name.
I raced to the office as quickly as I could, "I can beat Yuki and his interrupted com!!!"
Ding Ding
OH NO, no no no... I can make it, I can make it!!! I ran faster.
"I repeat will-"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... I WILL get there before that fucking rat did!!!
"Hatsuharu Sohma please come to the main office to recieve a letter from the principle?"
I nearly passed out right there from pure joy, so I paced myself then.
I was about 10 feet from the office as soon as I heard the quick note of-
"Also, I repeat will Kyo Sohma please come to the main office as quickly as possible?"
I collapsed at the door way as soon as I made it on the last words, at the feet of Tohru, Momiji and Yuki. I could tell the damned rat wanted to scoff at me, but instead he gave a perfect mask of "uninterest". I stood up quickly to hide my exhaustion, and smiled widely, making Momiji and Tohru jerk in surprise and utter shock.
"Umm... K-k-k-kyo-kun, are you alright?" Tohru asked concerned as she stared at my still straining smiling face, "Yeah, Kyoooooooooo are you alright?" Came a familar voice from behind me.
It's as if all time slowed, and my life flashed before my eyes, as I took those heart thumping steps to turn, slowly, slowly, slower and slower still, until I was face to face with... Kagura. My heart stopped and time was still going the speed of molasses, as I tried to run down that lengthening hallway.
Since time slows down, time must also speed up to catch up with the time lost.
Next thing I knew I was on the ground with a hurting neck and arm, still being strangled by the dramatic loving Kagura.
A stuttering Tohru commented, "U-u-umm, K-k-k-Kagura-chan? M-maybe your sh-sh-sh-should let go. He's suffocating."
Kagura looked at me and my dizzy choking self and let go. I passed out.
I later woke up to the sound of slight soft delighted laughter, "gru... wha?" was the only thing I said.
I big fat kiss was planted on my lips, "SPA!!" I shouted jerking off of whatever I was laying on, toppling to the ground as I wiped painfully hard with my hands and sleeve, and I spat.
My eyes soon focused and I poped my head over the mattress of the bed I had been lying in, "Where am I? What's going on?"
to be continued...
Note:
ooooooh, aaaaaaaah, interesting, ne? XD anywho, I hope you enjoyed the first chapter to "Scream X-2" there is definitly more chapters to come... I'm happy to announce that this is the first story I've ever written in TURKEY!!!! AVET BE BEK!!!! anywho, I'll be writting some more for "friend or pika pika" so expenct more, though I'll have to get some more reviews for "tele" with some ideas, cause i'm having a writters block with that story... anywho, thanks for everything and I hope story juice keeps pumping through all story producing craniums!!! Sayonara until next chapter!!
Thanks:
I don't really have a person to thank, besides my sister whom I'm staying with while in Turkey, she may think I'm weird, but hey... she's my sister.
I would mostly like to thank my sisters computer... I would like to give a shout-out to MY computer back home in the USA, I LUV YA! and I'm sho showy that I didn't start this story on you! I swear I'll never type on another computer again... well maybe a little, but I swear that you're my favorite!!!