You Know You've Watched Too Much FMA When…

You have the score from the show on your mobile as a ringtone

You look at people suspiciously trying to determine if they're Envy in disguise

You yell at the TV trying to get the attention of your favourite character

You were late for school because you were trying to find the Philosopher's Stone

You can't participate in gym today because of injuries you recieved in battle

You have the wounds to prove it

You travel on trains a lot

When people ask why you're talking to a suit of armour you tell them you trapped your sibling's soul in it

You hate butchers

You tell your teacher you couldn't do your homework because Gluttony ate it

When something gets broken you try to do alchemy to fix it

Whenever you see a stray cat you try to sneak it home

You name your pets after the characters from the show

When something goes wrong you yell "DAMN IT!"

You can impersonate your favourite character to a tee

You style your hair to match that of your favourite character

You act like Maes Hughes all day to see how people react

Well that's it for now folks. I'll update if I think of anything else!