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Chapter One

Boredom

Bella POV

I think I have to be one of the most boring vampires...ever. I mean really. What vampire sits around watching another predictable episode of Cheaters? I didn't have anything else to do. All the boys were out hunting. I didn't go because one, I wasn't thirsty and two, it kinda seemed like a 'all the brothers get together to have fun' type hunting trip. Why spoil that? I watched as the poor guy that looked like he had been punched in the mouth because he was missing at least half his teeth, had just caught his wife with another woman. You would think that they could start getting a little creative here.

As I took in a deep and unnecessary breath, I looked around our small but wonderful home. There wasn't much to it. If it weren't for all the furniture that I knew was expensive thanks to Esme's decorating of the place, it would look almost like a shack. I couldn't complain though. It was our space. Mine. And Edward's. I knew I didn't want anything big and fancy. So to me, it was perfect. I looked back at the television just in time to see the something getting thrown at the host, and just as I heard the classic line, 'You were never there for me', I turned the t.v. off. Tossing the remote onto the couch next to me, I lazily got up and stood motionless. I couldn't think of a thing to do. I didn't think it was ever possible to be this bored. I couldn't go to the Cullen's house. Since all the boys were off hunting, Alice and Rosalie decided they would take a shopping trip, which I happily, at the time, decided not to go. And Carlisle and Esme were at home for rare and much needed alone time. Thinking back on it, for once, shopping seems appealing now compared to the boredom that was overtaking me.

Breaking my trance, I threw my arms in the air in a childlike tantrum and plopped back down on the couch, hearing a loud crack. Dammit!, I thought. It's been a few years now, but I still had to work on realizing that I was stronger than mostly anything. I reluctantly got back up and strolled, dragging my feet, to our bedroom. I loved our room. It reminded me of one of the happiest moments in my life. My honeymoon. Sighing, I gracefully plopped onto our bed and laid there staring at the ceiling. Being in this bed always got be distracted. I couldn't help it. So many wonderful and beautiful things happened in this bed, I almost couldn't stand it. Almost. I let my mind drift off to my own recallations of different memories of times in our bed. His electric touch as he caressed every inch of my body. His beautiful lips kissing fervently over every inch of my body. His tongue...licking...every inch...

Before I even realized what I was doing, I could feel the pressure of my dainty yet hard fingers on my throbbing center. I let my mind flood with the memories and could-be fantasies of Edward, as I swiftly circled my clit. Knowing no one was here, I let out loud growls and hisses as I felt twinges of sweet pleasure as I came closer and closer to my self made release. I thought of how Edward growled so low and so deep, that I literally would go weak everytime no matter where we were. That did it for me. Just thinking of it made me cum so soon there after that it caught me off guard. A little dissapointed that I couldn't go longer, I got up and somewhat skipped to the bathroom. I was kinda happy, and somewhat relaxed knowing that I had killed a little time off my day. Now I could take a shower and shed some more minutes. Wasn't much, but I was taking what I could get.

I turned the hot water on full blast, I deliberatly took my clothes off one item at a time as slow as I possibly could. The slower I took, the more time passed. Or so I thought. I glanced at my cell phone before taking my jeans off and noticed that barely a minute had passed. Frustrated I ripped my jeans off, tossing them roughly into our bedroom. I knew it was stupid, but I didn't care. I was bored. And it was frustrating me. I slipped my panties off quickly, but carefully and tossed them into the room. Stepping into the shower, I turned to let my back face the hot water. Not that it mattered, but it was habit. My muscles didn't ache. But it was a human act that I just never got out of. As I stood there with my hands against the wall of the shower, I heard the front door open swiftly and slam shut. I cocked my head to the side, listening. I knew it was Edward. Who the hell else would it be? But the way he slammed the door, caught my attention. Even though once I had changed into a vampire, I had aquired highly developed senses, I still couldn't make out Edward's mumbling. It was low and swift, almost as if he didn't even know what he was saying. He seemed upset from what I could make out. Hmm., I thought. Ignoring him for now, I went back to my habitual shower. I know I didn't need a shower, but anything to still connect me to my human life, I kept doing. Still using my favorite shampoo, the scent of strawberries stronger to me now, I rinsed my hair and turned the water off. I grabbed a towel and quickly dried myself off. I wrapped the towel around me tightly and tucked a portion into the towel just under my arm. I grabbed my cell and looked at the time. Just about 10 minutes. Not bad. Didn't matter now, he was home and now we could both be bored. Together.

I stolled into the room and lightly let my phone drop onto the night stand by our bed and started rummaging through the closet for something to wear. I heard Edward come into our room and I heard his cell phone vibrate. It sounded muffled, so I knew it was still in his pocket. The vibration noise got louder as I assumed he took it out of his pocket to see who was calling. Grunting to himself, I heard the phone roughtly land on the other night stand that was on his side of the bed.

Poking my head out of the closet to see what was up, I saw Edward sitting at the foot of the bed with his back facing me, taking his shoes off.

"Hey babe", almost sounding nervous, but reeling myself to keep my voice controlled. Trying to not to sound like a nagging housewife. I chucked enternally to myself at the sound of that thought. "How was the boy's day out?"

"Fine. Bagged a couple of mountain lions for myself. Emmett got himself a bear and a couple of deer, and Jasper kept it small and simple, sticking with just deer." With his back still facing me, he reached over and grabbed his cell phone, flipping it open. Texting so quick that anyone not a vampire wouldn't have seen him do it, he closed his phone and tossed it on the bed next to him.

I went back to finding a comfy shirt to wear and pulled it on, poking my head through just in time to have Edward right next to me, puting his arms around my waist and give me a light, but loving kiss on the cheek. I turned to look at him. His eyes were always something that I could never get used to no matter how much I looked at them. They were just too beautiful, and so full of everything that I love. I pulled my hand up and swept his cheek with the my fingers and reached up to kiss his wonderful lips. "I missed you." I said as I looked at him.

"Missed you too. I'm getting the impression that you didn't go with Alice and Rose shopping. You must have been bored out of your mind. In any case, how was your day, love?" Edward looked at me expectantly, though I had a feeling that he already knew the answer.

" Okay. Just sat around. Watched some t.v." I shrugged nonchalantly.

"Anything good on?"

"Not really. Watched a couple of informercials on hip hop abs and some bullet of magic thing, I don't know." I made a slight confused look and went on. " Watched a really predictable episode of Cheaters. Same ol same ol." I shrugged and just before I went to wrap my arms around him and put my head in his chest, I noticed something in Edward's eyes that I couldn't place. I'd never really seen it before, and it was so minute, that I just blew it off. Then I felt how ever so slightly tense he was. Almost like he was trying to fight his tense up. He relaxed a little and kissed the top of my head as I let him go and walked out of the closet. One of the boys must have ticked him off somehow. Probably Emmett's comments as usual. I didn't care. Edward was home and I no longer was bored.