La Cita Eterna

Angel and Spike pay Buffy a visit in Rome when they find out that she is hanging around with a dangerous man. This fiction is just for fun cause I thought this weeks Angel was hilarious. I hope you like my version of that ep. A little different, but very funny.

Angel is in his office being annoyed by the insufferable Spike. He tries to tell him to leave so he can continue his brooding of the day. Before he could tell Spike off his phone rings.

"Hello," says Angel with an attitude. The person on the other line sounds like he is a lot of pain and he begins to explain to Angel about a certain blonde that he has been watching for a year. He has been found out and beaten up. "Are you okay?"

The person says that he is okay but he has other news to tell Angel before they take him into the emergency room.

"Buffy," says Angel with a concern tone. He hangs up the phone and begins to look into space. Spike hears the name, "Buffy," and jumps. He goes over to Angel.

"I gotta go," says Angel as he begins to walk towards the door. "Spike you do what you like."

"Hey, wait a minute," says Spike getting in Angel's way. "You said something about a Buffy. What do you know?"

"It's none of your business Spike," says Angel. "You've moved on."

"Like hell I have," says Spike in angry tone. "You haven't either." Angel glares at Spike.

"I sent someone to watch her and she caught on to it," says Angel. "The guy is in the hospital. He told me that Buffy is with a dangerous man."

"Who is this man?" ask Spike.

"Don't know, but I'm not waiting here to find out." Angel passes Spike and heads to Harmony's desk. "Harmony call a jet for me."

"Hey, I'm going with," says Spike walking up to Angel. "I want to kick this guys ass." Spike and Angel stand next to the elevators.

"Yeah, me too," says Angel as the elevator doors open. The two walk inside.

"To the bat cave wonder boy," says Spike with a smirk. Angel looks at Spike as the elevator doors close.

On the jet the two sat quietly in their seats. Their eyes look all around the jet and they fell to one particular place, the mini bar.

"Want a drink?" ask Angel to Spike.

"Sure why not," says Spike.

A couple hours later the mini bar was empty and each of them had the last drops of one of the liquor bottles.

"These things are very little," says Angel looking at the tiny liquor bottle in his hand.

"Yeah, that's what I said," says Spike.

When they arrive in Rome they head to the hospital to see Angel's spy. He had two broken legs, a broken arm, two black eyes, and a broken nose.

"Whoa, all that's gotta hurt," says Spike as he enters the room.

"You think," says the man on the bed. He then begins to tell the guys where Buffy lives and to immediately go there.

Spike and Angel found the place that the guy had told them. It is a nice apartment building and the two needed to find room 404.

"Let me do the talking okay," says Angel as he knocks on the door. Spike rolls his eyes at him and folds his arms on his chest. In a minute they see Dawn open the door.

"Dawn," says Angel with a smile.

"Hey little bit," says Spike.

"How did you..." ask Dawn a little surprise.

"Explain later," says Spike.

"Dawn do you know where your sister is?" ask Angel.

"Yeah," replies Dawn with a nod.

"Where?" they both ask at the same time.

"Not here," says Dawn. "Slamming the door on your faces." Dawn with a smile slams the door on their faces. The two look at each other.

"Buffy is a bad influence on her," says Spike.

"Yeah," says Angel.

"It could also be that she doesn't like you," says Spike as they walk down the hall.

"What are you talking about?" ask Angel. "Dawn loves me." Spike raises an eyebrow and looks at Angel.

The two guys decide to stop at a bar near the apartment. They sat at the bar and some blonde girl serves them.

"You think we can find her?" ask Spike turning around to look at the crowd.

"We could go back and see if...Buffy," says Angel when he turns around towards the crowd. He sees a blonde on the dance floor from a distance. Spike sees her too. He sees her smile, her golden hair swinging back and forth as she grooves to some music he has never heard before.

They both fall out of their stools and begin to walk over to the dance floor.

"I'll go talk to her. You stay here," says Angel.

"No way peaches," says Spike as he pushes him away. Spike jumps over a pole that separates the dance floor and the bar. He lands on the dance floor and pushes people aside. Angel catches up to him and taps him on the shoulder. Spike turns around and he sees Angel's fist headed right into his face. Spike falls back on top of some people.

The crowd stops dancing and spread apart to watch the two guys fight. Spike gets up, runs over to Angel and gives him a punch. The then begin to spar.

"Hi Cynthia," says a blonde that enters the club holding hands with a handsome guy. "What's going on?"

"Another fight," says Cynthia looking towards the dance floor. She looks at the blonde girls guy. "Could you..."

"Yeah, sure," says the guy next to the blonde. He rushes over to the dance floor. His girl follows him.

The guy gets into the middle of the fight and blocks both Angel's and Spike's hands. He then kicks Spike with a back kick and punches Angel in the face. The two guys fall to the ground.

The guys then look up and see the blonde girl that they were after. Then another blonde comes from the behind them. It's the blonde that came with the guy that kicked their asses. She seems to recognize them and picks them both up by their jackets.

"Ah, guys that's not me," says Buffy as the three look at the blonde who is freaked out by the three of them staring at her. The blonde is quickly rush out of the club by security. "That's Briteny Spears."

"Britney who?" ask Spike.

She kind of looks like you from a distance," says Angel.

"Yeah, but you are way prettier than her," says Spike. Buffy glares at the two.

You know these two clowns?" ask the guy that wup their butts.

"Yeah, unfortunately. They're my ex's," say Buffy. She grabs the two guys by the ears and pulls them out of the dance floor.