Red vs Blue: Animalisticated

by Saurian65

The first of a Red vs. Blue crossover series. The Blood Gulch Crew was still stranded on Chorus, when all of a sudden they are warped into a dimension where Earth is inhabited by wereanimals! They even become humans in animal clothing (if you get the metaphor). All rights to characters belong to their respective owners. Rated T because of Junior.

1. Prologue: Dimensional Screw-ups

Before the chapter starts, I need to clear up a couple of things.

1.) Here is how to distinguish what text says:

"Do you wonder why we're here?" = someone is physically talking (with their mouth).

It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. = someone is thinking (unless it's a "taxonomal" name of an organism).

"Hello." = Lopez saying the Spanish version of what he meant to say.

2.) Their will no major mature and abosolutely no sexual content of any kind, and yes that includes swear words. Even in the dream flashbacks in the future chapters.

3.) This takes place in between Red vs. Blue Season 11 episodes 5 & 6, and Legends of Chima Season 1 episodes 9 & 10.

Now on to the prologue.

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It was another day on Chorus. Washington & Tucker were constructing the satellite tower, Caboose was building Freckles, Sarge, Simmons, and Grif just built Lopez 2.0, and Donut & Lopez were at Valhalla, Doc was with the two and... spitting into a cup? "What are you doing?"

"Saliva contains DNA, and I'm collecting our saliva in case we somehow transform into bloodthirsty monsters that will eat each others' flesh."

"That's improbable."

"That's scary! I'm going to spit too!"

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Meanwhile in Chima, it was another crocodile attack on the Lion Temple. The outcome was the same, but the events inside the temple were different. It was the usual fight between Laval & Cragger. Cragger accidentally drops his chi which falls into the Great Pool. "What's happening!" He was knocked out by the light and the crocodiles were forced to retreat with their new king. "Dad, what just happened?"

"Even I do not know son, I don't know."

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"Donut, why are you glowing blue?"

"The same things happening to you!"

"What in the heck is going on?"

"Get the DNA samples in case we transform into monsters!"

"Alright, got them!" The light soon engulfed the 2 and landed them in a blue vortex with the other Blood Gulch Crew members. Simmons was already in fear. "Oh, not again!"

"Or maybe we are dead this time!"

"I still want to be either alive or a cowboy!"

"I think we're reaching the end of the portal!"

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And there you have it folks, the start of my 2nd crossover story (in general)! See you next time, everyone!