Whoo! Yeah! I had this really awkward dream where Sasuke was drunk and kept trying to sex Naruto up! Yay for yaoi! So I came up with this piece of crap story! Hopefully no one will actually think that! Enjoy my first crappy story you guys! Actually, I started one a while ago, but I got writers block so i couldn't finish, but I really wanted to post sumthin up, so i decide, "hey, why not this piece of crap?" Again, i hope no one actualy thinks that XDD
The story is mostly dialogue cuz I was lazy, so shut up!
Disclaimer: I dun own the show Naruto or any of it's characters, if I did, the entire show would be a porno, cuz that's just how I roll
I only wrote this for fun, I know it's not the best, if anything, the worst peice of literature, but watever. I forget what i was gonna say...oh yeah!
Enjoy
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But I'm Horny!!!
By YaoiObsession
XD XD XD
"Naru-chaaaaaaaaan..."
"Don't call me that, teme!"
"...Naru-chaaaaaaaaaaan..."
"Sasuke! I'm warning you! Stop touching me!!"
"Hah..hehe...that's what your mom said..."
"I don't have a mom..."
"Oh...haha...that's what your dad said!"
"Idiot...I don't have parents!!! And I thought I told you to stop touching me!!! We're on a mission!!!"
"Oh...Naru-chaaaaaaaaaaaan..."
"SASUKE, STOP IT!!!!"
"But Naru-chan...I'm horny..."
"What?!!!! What is the matter with you?!?!?"
"Haha...um...what?"
"Why are you acting like this??"
"Because, dearest companion of mine...I am horny, and I wish to rape you now..."
"(o.O)"
"Oh yeah, you know you like it..."
"Sasuke, stop it! That's enough! No more fooling around!"
"But Naruto, look, I'm so hard here..."
(blush) "You...! You stink of alchohal!! You're drunk, aren't you?!!!"
"No...you're so silly, you silly little goose you..."
"Oh really?"
"Hehehe...silly little man, I'm not drunk...I'm horny!!!
"Sasuke...get your hands out of my pants...now!!!"
"But it's so warm in there..."
"S-sasuke...please we're...ah! W-we're on a mission!!!"
"...So? Just a quickie..."
"Sasuke, please! If I fail this mission-"
"Just a quickie..."
"Sasuke!!! We are not having sex on a mission!!"
"Why do you torture me so?"
"How am I torturing you?!!!!"
"Do you realise how much sexual fustration you put me through...?"
"You-! Ok, Naruto, take a deep breath...ok...Sasuke, listen to me-"
"Fine, if I can't screw your brains out, then blow me..."
"What?!?! You self centered jerk!!! What makes you think...mff!!!"
"You...you're so addicting, did you know?"
"Sasuke, we'll get caught!"
"That makes it even more exciting..."
"But Sasu-"
"...Naru-chaaaan..."
"...Argh...you jerk...just make it quick you got it?"
"Yay!"
"What the hell was that?"
"What the hell was what?"
"You just squealed like a fangirl! Damn, you must be wasted!"
"Um...your face!"
"You are so lame when you're drunk..."
"I'm not lame...I'm horny!"
"Hmm...I can see that..."
"Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about...now then, off with the pants!"
"Fine! But make it quick! I don't want to get caught!"
"Hn...very well..."
"Ah! Sasuke! You...stop teasing! I said make it quick!"
"I can't help it...you just make the most sexxiest of faces...makes me just want to pound into you right here and now..."
"Then do it!!!"
"So commanding..."
"...Sasukeeeeeeee..."
"Nyaah?"
"Please...hurry, someone might see..."
"Why? Are you ashamed of me?"
"Of course not! I would never! I love you too much..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"What?!!?
"That's it! Turn over! Your ass is mine!"
"(o.O) Um...be gentle?
::END::
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Yeah, i know, very stupid. You guys probably hate me now. Maybe one day when i feel like it I'll make it more...i dunno...detailed...and with a lemon! Oh, the sexxiness of it all! Maybe i'll write some more later, for now! I will devour some ice cream and get fat! Then go watch anime porn. As they say in Antartica, Bon Voyage! Or was is Australia? I dunno, sumthin with an A...I think...my mom told me that it means "Go f yourself"...nah, im not that stupid...or am I? Dun dun dun!!! Grawr, so bored, reviews will be apreciated! Flames are just as welcomed! they are so much fun to read XDD