What's Love Got To Do With It

Yukohana

Yusuke: *yawns then mumbles* this sucks

Kuwabara: What?

Yusuke: Life.

Kuwabara: What about life?

Yusuke: It sucks!

Kuwabara: Oh. Tell me about it!

*Keiko enters room*

Keiko: What are you two doing lying at the floor?

Yusuke: *looks up at Keiko* Resting. What does it seem to you..... are-wearing-a-black-underwear...

Keiko: *stomp*

Kuwabara: O,O;

Yusuke: Awwwwwwch.

Keiko: Get up there and finish your papers! *dagger looks at Kuwabara* I told you to watch over him and you what?! You let him do what he wants and you even joined him!

Kuwabara: *scratches head* Keiko, give the poor guy a break!

Yusuke: *nods incessantly*

Keiko: *raises voice and hands* Give what?!

Kuwabara: *bows and anticipates Keiko's warm slap*

Keiko: *long sigh* This is for you Yusuke, not for Kuwabara or anyone else. When will you ever realize that? *walks out the room*

Yusuke: That's the best you can do?

Kuwabara: That's what you say after I covered for you?

Yusuke: *walks to the computer and started typing*

Kuwabara: Lighten up. I've been there and done that!

Yusuke: *mumbles* Love.

Kuwabara: What?

Yusuke: I said LOVE!

Kuwabara: What about love now? It sucks?

Yusuke: LOVE! It sucks!

Kuwabara: ???

Yusuke: I have to do so many things because of it! Y'know! Instead of enjoying, what am I doing now? I mean, geez! Y'all are finished with these stuffs... I went to Makai for three years... I didn't just have fun there! Y'know!

Kuwabara: I hope you know... You're not making any sense.

Yusuke: *sigh* Why do I have to finish school?

Kuwabara: To have a good future?

Yusuke: Why do I need a good future?

Kuwabara: To... to...

Yusuke: I do't need a good future! I'm a class S youkai! I can, at any time, rule Makai.

Kuwabara: Oh yeah?! Why didn't you when you went there?

Yusuke: Again, because of LOVE! See? There are so many things LOVE prevents me from doing and having.

Kuwabara: Doesn't it ever cross your mind that YOU are responsible for your LIFE? I mean, YOU, after all, are the one who make the decisions.

Yusuke: Kuwabara? How did it ever happen that you graduated college and even got a fine job... when you don't have a common sense at all?

Kuwabara: What did you say?!!!

Yusuke: *sigh*

Kuwabara: Yusuke, don't blame LOVE for anything.

Yusuke: I'm not blaming love! I LOVE love! It's just that...

Kuwabara: Whatever man! Will you just finish that friggin' paper!

Yusuke: *laughs quietly*

Kuwabara: You've gone nuts!

Yusuke: Why is life even called life?

Kuwabara: Here we go again...

Yusuke: Love rules our life!

Kuwabara: There's no problem with that, from now on, we will call life love and then love life.... Happy? Now can you please finish that paper before Keiko walks in?

Yusuke: Why are you so afraid of Keiko?!

Kuwabara: Why are YOU?!

Yusuke: I'm not.

Kuwabara: Yes you are! Why do you do what she tells you? Why do you follow her orders? Why do you...

Yusuke: Love?

Kuwabara: What?

Yusuke: Because I love her. *smiles*

Kuwabara: ^,^;

Yusuke: I need to finish school because I love her.

Kuwabara: What's your love for her got to do with....

Yusuke: I have to have a good future because I love her... I want to give her a better life... the best life...

Kuwabara: Yusuke...

Yusuke: I didn't want to rule Makai because I promised her I would come back, and I had to keep that promise because I love her...

Kuwabara: Yeah, it does make sense now, but don't you think love is lovelier when Keiko walks in and you're done with your works?

Yusuke: Y'know, Keiko is right, this isn't for you or anyone else.

Kuwabara: Keiko is always right.

Yusuke: No. She was wrong when she told me that this is for me.

Kuwabara: This is then for her, right?

Yusuke: *started typing*

~Outside the room~

*Keiko, ear against the door, smiles quietly*

Yukohana: Aww.... That was sweet.

Keiko: I know! I love that guy so much.

Yukohana: We know that! You wouldn't care for him that much if you don't.

Keiko: Sometimes, you hear the sweetest words when don't expect to hear them.

Yukohana: Right.

Keiko: Okay. Before someone sue you... Maybe you want to say something?

Yukohana: Oh! Yes, of course! Yuyu Hakusho and all the characters herein do not belong to me.

Keiko: Yoshihiro Togashi is the man!

Yukohana: Yup!

Keiko: So no suing ok?

Yukohana: I don't have much after all...

Keiko: Anything else before this end?

Yukohana: Umm... Reviews please?

- DONE -