A/N: This is my first Family Guy Fanfic which is sort of a Songfic because I listened to "The Real Sugar Baby" a parody of Eminem's song "The Real Slim Shady" and I thought of how Maddie was the real Maddie Murdock and came up with this.

Disclaimer: Family Guy belongs to Seth Macfarlene while Maddie and Zack belongs to Malcolm Fox while Rosie, Sophie, and Maya belong to Ander Arias.

The Real Maddie Murdock

Maddie stepped up on a large stage the spotlight focusing on her. Her Mom, Dad, Grandfather, Grandma, Uncle Chris, Brian and Uncle Stewie were in the audience.

"Alright, test, test, test, test." Maddie tapped the mic. "Hello are we ready to go here?" She cleared her throat, "May I have your attention please?"

"WHAT?" The crowd asked.

"May I have your attention, please?"

"Yeah!" The crowd exclaimed.

"Will the real Maddie Murdock please speak up?" Silence. "We're gonna have a problem here."

"Y'all act like you've never heard a little white girl before. Jaws on the floor acting like you can buy me in a sugar store."

"CHA-CHING!" Lois called out doing the strange sign for it too.

"Cruising the halls must be looking for more 'cause I'm bigger than that and I won't be stuck on the floor," Maddie said and then laughed, "Hahahaha."

"What you laughing at?" Chris asked.

"You're all talking like, ah wait, no way, you're kidding! She didn't just sound like I think she did, did she?"

"Yeah yeah yeah!" Brian shouted.

"Hey, hey, hey where's Maddie?"

"Where you at?" Jillian asked. The music stops and everyone stared at her for a moment, surprised by her sudden appearance next to Chris. Shrugging their shoulders the song continued.

"I'm right here! Hanging with Jaina! Tee-hee," she plowed on with her rap, "Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie Murdock, Maddie Murdock!"

"I'm Maddie Murdock the REAL Maddie Murdock all you other Meg's daughters are just imitating so won't the real Maddie Murdock please jump up, please jump up, please jump up!" Maddie stopped to take a breather. "'Cause I'm Maddie Murdock the REAL Maddie Murdock all you other Meg's daughters are just imitating so won't the real Maddie Murdock please jump up, please jump up, please jump up!"

"Look at Rosie, walking around with her own crew, Maya, Sophie, and Stewie too," Maddie rapped almost bitterly.

"But she's so damn short though!" Peter called out.

"WHAT?!" Rosie exclaimed, offended.

"Yeah," Maddie agreed and blew a raspberry at Rosie.

"That's my niece, yo!" Stewie spoke proudly.

"And there's a million of us just like me, fuss like me, just don't give a fu- OH!! I would never say that!" She said the last part nervously pulling at her collar.

"Maddie!" Meg scolded.

"Dress like me, walk like me, have hair like me, and might be the next best thing, but not quite me! I'm Maddie Murdock the REAL Maddie Murdock all you other Meg's daughters are just imitating so won't the real Maddie Murdock please jump up, please jump up, please jump up! 'Cause I'm Maddie Murdock the REAL Maddie Murdock all you other Meg's daughters are just imitating so won't the real Maddie Murdock please jump up, please jump up, please jump up!"

Maddie threw the mike over her shoulder but then hurriedly picked it up.

"Oh, and could the rest of you lie down because I can't see anything, thanks!"

"Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie Murdock, Maddie Murdock!" Zack said doing an idiotic "rapper/gangster" pose.

The whole family sans Chris and Brian groaned.

"Would you stop with that song already?" Stewie complained.

"Hey guys, they're still here." Peter pointed out.

"Seriously?" Lois asked and looked at the screen.

"Maybe we should end this fic already. Maddie's bedtime is coming up." said Meg and picked up Maddie.

"AWW MEG!" Zack and Peter whined. Peter then started juggling fish to try and reclaim his former glory before it became Meg and Maddie all the time while Zack pleaded with Meg to let him have more screen time.

Stewie's small frame suddenly blocked the screen.

"Victory is mine! Now, to take back my spotlight from that cow and asinine blonde."

Lois picks Stewie up to show Zack clinging to Meg's leg to let him show the viewers a few gun tricks and Peter being chased by Hitler on a unicycle.

"C'mon Stewie bed-time." Stewie struggled all the while shouting insults at the oblivious red-head. "Good-night everybody."

THE END