Humanstuck: Original, Right?
Intro Thingy That You Really Don't Need But Reads Anyways
I thought everything was going to be alright. I thought that when the game was over that everything was going to be alright and that we'd all get a break. My thoughts were only something that dreaming and miracles could come up with. How could I even think anything could ever go back to normal? How could things get so out of hand and so weird? How did the game get so out of control that it was difficult for us to see through what was reality and what was dream?
Read more of the prologue type thing
It really all just started with the prize. After defeating Jack Nior we were presented with our prize. It was a sort of option B option A type of thing. They both pretty much had their own little catch, but it was deciding which one we wanted.
Option A was going back to the way things were before the world was doomed. To the lives we lived before we ever started playing or even heard about Sburb. But that would mean we would forget everything... and we would lose some of our new friends, the trolls. We wouldn't remember a damned thing about them. We would also cancel out any sort of paradox we had in the game. Dirk, Jake, Jane and Roxy would all cease to exist in their time lines and return to a normal one in ours. But hey... at least everyone would be alive.
And then there was Option B. It was a sort of weird option, actually. Well weird in a kind of cool way. The trolls could live on the pre-game Earth with us as humans. But of course we still wouldn't remember a thing about the game or even know who they were if we saw them... And then there was the other way around with the humans going to live on their planet as trolls. That option did sound pretty cool... but then again I would totally forget about Nic Cage, and we cannot have that happening around here.
But this was going to be a group decision, a sort of democracy sort of vote. The answer was going to have to be unanimous.
Start lame fanfiction
You are now actually starting this lame fanfic written by an author who is more comfortable writing Percy Jackson fanfiction instead of stuff like Homestuck. But we're not looking for comfort when coming across entertainment. So you just deal with the pain in the ass this whole trial and error thing that this is going to be.
But oh well, you suck it up and set to typing all this drama action friendship romance shit out. Yes, you just have to have romance don't you? You won't write a damned fic with out it. It's like your apple juice... your Nic Cage... your mother fucking Faygo.
Man you sure are wondering when this author is gonna actually stop her nonsense rambling and actually write something that has to do with the awesome plot mentioned above in a sort of prelude type of way.
Attempt at making an awesome arrow thingy ==
Since even trying to attempt at making one of those arrow thingys Hussie used is useless and you'll just be stuck with something that looks like '==' and you're already as lame as it gets so you decided not to look terribly lame on your Homestuck fanfic account because does not even let you get anywhere close to letting you type one of those cool arrow thingys or even those star thingys. So you use a lame . . . to signal some sort of transition.
Start something
So you finally decide to start something... well actually no you don't. You decide to tell your readers how this fanfiction is going to be written because this shit is going to get kind of confusing. You tell them that with each chapter it's going to start off with text talking like this as seen in the original Homestuck and then you're going to write it out like you do any normal fanfiction.
You're also going to tell them the pairing you're going to put in here. You know, like, Dave x Terezi and Vriska x John and probably some other shit that you can't really seem to think about right now because you just want to get this done and post it. But you know it will be mainly Vriska and John because you just love them to pieces and there's not enough love for the out there.
Stare with a dopy grin
And now that lame intro is done and over with you're finally free to write actual chapters about awesome stuff that's just too awesome to speak about because you're just staring at your screen with this dopy grin on your face sipping that crappy soda you never heard about because until you started reading Homestuck but because Gamzee drinks this shit you just have to so that you're cool. You even pretend that you're actually drinking miracles. No you know you are drinking miracles. Don't let anyone ever fool you into thinking that you're not.
But you're just staring at that screen waiting... waiting for you to end this shit already.
A/N: Alright! So my first HS fic ever in the life of ever that I have written. Man, if Hussie did one thing, it was make my language as foul as a pirate C: I tried catching all the typos and weird writing phrases that might have snuck out from my brain but sorry if you do see some.
Thank you for reading!
Until Next Chapter!
~1RON1C4LLYred