This is part two of the dream storys!!!!!!!
I fell silently asleep listening to my sister snore ( no offense).
I saw Edward standing next to a radio playing Vanessa Hudgens. He picked Bella up (the fish not the real one) and started whacking the radio with her.
Then a flash of green light (o great Voldamort is back) & Edward and the fish Bella were dead. No I never get tired of killing people. Then there was a flash of orange light and Emmett and Rosey the barbie were getting married then all of sudden Rosalie came in riding a harley and started shooting Rosey with a shotgun. Emmett screams like a girl and runs for cover.
Flash of yellow light
Charlie and Billy are sitting on the porch fishing, Charlie sees a duck in the sky and shoots it. When it lands on the ground it turns into….. Voldamort!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flash of green light
Billy is dead !!!!!!!! (Get out of my head Voldamort!) Then yay, Charlie grabs the shot gun and kills Voldamort YAY!!!!!!!! Then Billy jumps up and yells "I'm alive and I can walk".
Who would of thunk it ( well me of course, it's my dream).
Edwards alive!!!! And he is getting married to Bella (noy the fish).When it was over Bella and Edward rode of into the sunset….(how romantic) on a harley going 100 miles per hour!!!!(not romantic!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Darn you Edward take Hotvampiregirl with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
then the whole Cullen family were doing the cupid shuffle.Oh My. Then Jacob joins in. all of a sudden he yells "There is going to be a movie about us!" Everybody starts doing the Soalja Boy with charlie rapping along side Soalja Boy.(aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh my ears their bleeding) Then Soalja Boy smiles. (nnnnnooooooooooo he's a vampire too.)
Then he shouts "That's how you do the vamp soalja boy."Chris brown starts singing wall to wall.Then Edward grabs the mic. Holly vampire singing hottie!!!!!!!! Bella has little hearts in her eyes and kisses Chris Brown.
I woke up screaming when I screamed I woke up Hotvampiregirl(my sis)and she fell of her bed.