Before reading this go to and watch Go, Go, Parody Rangers! 1, 2 and 3 from Kirbopher or you wont get some jokes from this story. Believe me, you wont. You also need a minor background on Samurai X, Fullmetal Alchemist, and a major knowledge of Avatar: The Last Airbender and Naruto.

I do not own Naruto or Avatar or whatever is copyrighted in this story. Im not trying to screw anyone, just have a good and random time.

Warning: The following story contains coarse language, sexual references, bleeding, Sakura bashing, stolen humor, orgasmic Hyuugas, and it may cause seizures, and the death of the way you saw Naruto before… Enjoy. ._

(SFX: Small birds singing, Wind blowing softly...maybe because somebody was blowing into the microphone).

In a sunny afternoon, 2 very familiar shadows fell on the Fire Nation's big squeaky doors. They slowly opened after a dude with a bad hair day and a really big tissue around his face recognized them. One of them had a big backpack filled with rough sketches with the title: Icha Icha Paradise and scrolls and the smaller one had a smaller backpack, a Konoha hitai-ite around his forehead and a blowup doll in his hand. They entered Konohagakure triumphantly...it was good to be home. (SFX: fart)

(SFX: theme song: Younha - Hakanaku Tsuyoku [LOOK IT UP, its a real song])

-Konohagakure 4:35pm—

As soon as they entered home, 4 different sets of hairstyles stopped Naruto and Jiraiya in their tracks.
"Welcome home, Naruto. I'd ask you about how was your training but im doing something for Godaime-sama and it would be too troublesome right now" said a medium-height kid with a green vest, and had his hair tied with a rubber band, which had some stains, but Naruto wasnt sure what was it.

"Hey Shikamaru, long time no see!, are you still a virgin or did you already do it with Tema-" was what Naruto could say before Shikamaru put a kunai with an explosive tag already burning near his throat. (SFX: tssssssss)

"Were you gonna say something Naruto?"

"No,no.. *gulp*..im good" said Naruto as a big drop of sweat fell in the ground.
"Yeah I thought you would say that" Shikamaru threw the kunai in the air, where it exploded. (SFX: BOOOM!)

"Naruto! Narutoooo! HEY NARUTOOOOOO! DINAMIC ENTRY! COME ON! LETS START SPARRING TO SEE HOW MUCH YOUR TRAINING PAID OFF! WE STILL HAVE OUR YOUTH SO LETS NOT WASTE IT ANY LONGER!" said a really muscular boy while Naruto was still trying to compose himself. He looked a little older than Naruto, wearing a green jumpsuit so tight that his eyes were popping out, and had really big eye-brows.

"Hey Lee!, yeah...um...let me drop all my stuff at my apartment and then i'll think about it."

"Na...Na..Naru...Naruto-kun..." said a shy but busty blue-haired girl while playing with her index fingers.

"Oy Hinata, how have you...Oy...OY HINATA!" said Naruto as poor Hinata fell unconscious at the mention of her name or maybe it was the blow on the head caused by a flying box full of gloves.

"Hinata! Gomen!...NARUTOOOOO!" said a pink-haired kunoichi as she sent Naruto flying into Godaime's office. (SFX: CRASH! AND BROKEN CRYSTALS)

"SHISHIO SAID TO GET TO HER OFFICE NOW! YOU TOO JIRAIYA-SAMA!" said Sakura with a mixture of feelings between mad and sorry for hitting Hinata with her box of black gloves designated to Naruto's face.

-Godaime's office—

Naruto opened his eyes slowly still hurting where Sakura had punched him. As he tried to stand up, he felt something big and soft in his face crushing his cheeks and making him unable to breath.

"Im hoping you are enjoying this as much as I am, Naruto" said a beautiful blonde woman, with dual pony-tails and a gray sleeve-less shirt.

*GASP* "Tsunade no baachan, what are this soft- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" said Naruto still feeling dizzy from the fall….and the crash….and the almost asphyxia...yeah thats about it...and then realizing he was grabbing her breasts completely.
"GOMEN TSUNADE NO BAACHAN, SAKURA HIT ME AND I LANDED HERE, AND I FELL THROUGH THE ROOF AND THEN I GRABBED….SO SOFT…...OH YEAH BOYYY…...I MEAN-"

"Take it easy Naruto. Dont worry im not mad…...im actually...a little sad now that you are not touching them...wanna try that again?"

Naruto's nose opened up and a huge blast of steam came out of it, while he was trying to suck back his saliva-filled mouth.

"TSUNADE-SAMA! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!" said a small, but cute girl carrying some papers and a pig at the same time.

"Oh come on, Shizune-chan. Im stuck in this office all day and I havent seen Naruto in 3 years! I'm fucking 40 something years old, im about to fall in menopause, do you realize how fucking horny I am? I know that you give me "special attention" every now and then but-"

"OK TSUNADE-SAMA! ILL JUST PRETEND I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING OK?" said Shizune turning a shade of red that was only rivaled by Hinata's face or Kurenai's hair.

"GOOD! So come on Naruto! Grab these old woman's boobs!" Tsunade said as she opened her shirt.

But just as she said that Jiraiya, Sakura, Shikamaru, Lee and Hinata entered her office only to fall back unconscious after seeing Tsunade's full breast in plain sight.

"Oops hehe"

-30 minutes later—

Everyone was already up and standing in attention (Jiraiya, Lee and Shikamaru had a piece of tissue up their noses to suck all the blood) in front of the Hokage's desk waiting for Jiraiya to start the report on Naruto's training.

"As planned (He took his tissue off) Naruto and I traveled north to the Sound Village, looking for any tips on Orochimaru's and Sasuke's location. Im sorry, but there wasn't almost any information regarding the matter".

Tsunade bit her lip; an obvious sign she wasn't happy.

"But that doesn't mean that there wasn't any useful information" Jiraiya spoke before Tsunade rolled into her favorite corner to suck her thumb in fetal position and sulk.

"I received intel of an unknown village even farther north of the sound village, where Naruto and myself wandered off to."

At that same time, over the big shiny squeaky doors…. shiiinyyy….. ooooooooh…. shinyyyyyy…..*AHEM!*. Over the big shiny squeaky doors a huge shadow flew towards the Hokage Mansion leaving every shinobi and kunoichi and civilian staring at it.

"It was an icy fortress, surrounded by an unknown sea, where the only way to travel was what we thought to be an Ice Kekkei Genkai platform, but we didn't feel any chakra coming out of it, so we decided to walk there on the water. It was like nothing I've ever seen" said Jiraiya, which made Tsunade stare at the disbelief because she knew how her long time friend traveled.

There was nothing she could think of that Jiraiya didn't know or have seen in his travels.
He even saw a platypus bear shooting Skittles out of a handgun. Oh yeah.
"We thought that it would be a ninja village but there was no evidence of kunai or shuriken or even signs of struggle nowhere near the fortress. But there were fierce warriors wearing animal skins that ambushed us and accused us of trespassing. We didn't defend ourselves as we were at fault for trespassing, but nevertheless they cuffed us with…."

"WITH WHAT JIRAIYA?" said Tsunade.

"Ice." said a child's voice outside the window…where there was no platform.

Tsunade , assuming a defensive position, said "Who are you?"

Four figures entered through the window.

A feminine figure with long black hair and 4 small gourds at her waist, a tall figure with a sword on his back and what looked like a pony-tail but rather spiky and messy, a small girl without shoes who stomped just as she entered the room, and a small bald headed boy with an arrow tattooed to his head.

"My name is Aang. This is Katara and Sokka from the Southern Water Tribe and Toph from the Earth Kingdom."

"AND WE'RE TEAM AVATAR" said the guy with a pony-tail. [Sokka: HEY! Its not a pony-tail!, it's a warrior's wolf-tail]. [Correction] said the guy with a WARRIOR'S WOLF TAIL.

"What are you doing here Aang?, its so good to see you!" Naruto said.

"You know them Naruto?" Tsunade asked.

"We met at the Northern Water Tribe, the icy fortress I was just talking about" said Jiraiya.

"Werent you supposed to go visit Katara's grandma in the Southern Water Tribe?"

"Yeah, but Sokka insisted on coming to see your village ever since you told him about Hinata, Anko and Tsunade" said Katara glaring at her big brother while Hinata blushed knowing what they had in common.

"Hey if Naruto told you that there were people like Haru and Jet over here you would've come too" Sokka said while Katara blushed.

Everyone laughed at Katara except Tsunade who called everyone in the meeting to order in a very subtle manner.

"…SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Sumimasen Tsunade no baachan"

"That's ok Naruto. It seems that we have some guest from the Northern Tribe so I'll hold the meeting for later. Go and give them a tour around town Naruto. Jiraiya, you stay. I need to talk with you in private" said Tsunade with her full authority.

Naruto motioned to Hinata, Lee, Sakura and Shikamaru to follow him and walked towards the window and then jumped outside. They were still curious about how the four tourists got into Tsunade's office let alone how they got into Konoha undetected.
As soon as they got close to the window all of them screamed at what they thought was a monster.

"Don't be scared you guys. It's just Appa. He's my flying cow."

"Isn't that a buffalo, Aang-kun?" said Shikamaru.

"Oh yeah sorry, Shounen Jump fucked us up, and I'm still having difficulties with the language" Aang said while everyone discussed in agreement.

As soon as they leaped in Appa, Tsunade looked at Jiraiya and asked "Did he ever go out of control Jiraiya?"

"…..Only once Tsunade, but we were training alone and nobody got hurt…..severely"
"What do you mean, Jiraiya?" asked Tsunade who then licked her lips as she saw Jiraiya striping out of his clothing revealing all his naked glory, but with a huge slash already treated from his belly all the way into his crotch.

"Naruto was training to perfect his rasengan, but Kyuubi took control and slashed me almost in half, if it were not because Naruto quickly took control and jumped back." said Jiraiya.

"Oh well….nothing that cant be fixed" said Tsunade as she started striping too.

"Tsu..Tsu…TSUNADE!" was all he could say after she jumped into him and knocked him on the floor and then started to do a series of hand signs (SFX: ff-ff-ff-f-f-fff-ff-fff-ff-ff)
"KRATOS NO KUSARI NO JUTSU!, HOUSE HIDDEN IN THE SHADOWS!"

Red, hot chains came from the ground and trapped Jiraiya to the floor and the whole office felt like a shadow had taken over. Nothing could be heard outside.

"Tsunade what are you doing?"

"Didn't you hear what I said to Shizune? I am fucking horny, so now shut up and fuck me!"

-In the air above Konoha—

"I've never seen Konoha so beautiful" said Sakura.

"I FEEL ALL MY YOUTH EXPLODING!" said Lee almost about to unleash his 1st gate.

"HOLY SHIT! WE ARE SO FUCKING HIGH! THIS VIEW IS JUST ORGASMIC! said Hinata with a huge grin.

Everyone turned around to look at her at disbelief, especially Sakura and Lee.

"WOW! Check out those faces in the stone? Arent they beautiful?" said Katara all exited interrupting the awkward moment.

"REALLY WHERE?" said Toph obviously mocking Katara, but also letting everyone know the fact that she was blind.

"Oh my Gosh, I'm so sorry Toph. Why don't we go down and walk?" said Katara apologetically.

"Sounds like a good idea, I need to pee." said Naruto and Aang at the same time making everyone laugh.

They landed atop the Hokage's faces and as soon as they got out of the flying cow, I mean buffalo, Toph stared blankly (like always…she's blind duh!) but this time because of her shock as her feet told her the magnitude of the architecture.

"Ok, for once Katara, I think you are right" said Toph as she kept walking around to feel every inch of the stones.

"Hey check this out!" Toph yelled as she stomped the ground and moved her arms like breaking something in mid-air. Shikamaru, Hinata, Lee and Sakura didn't know what was happening, but they soon felt a tremor, and the side of the mountain next to Tsunade's face started to shape-shift and it turned into Toph's face and a hand doing a peace sign.

"IM THE SIX HOKAGE!" she shouted.

"TOPH!" everyone screamed, but then they started to laugh their asses off.

As soon as Toph put the mountain back to the way it was, a messenger hawk flew into Shikamaru's hand.

"OH OH OH IS THAT HAWKY?" said Sokka.

"Ehh….no. A message from the Hokage?" said Sakura.

"Yeah, she wants all of us in her office right now. Says its urgent"

"Iosh! *Mina, lets go!" said Naruto. (*everyone)

-Hokage's Office—

Everyone entered the office somewhat disorderly, but Tsunade fixed that.

"EVERYONE STAND IN ATTENTION IN FRONT OF MY DESK NOW!" she roared making the whole office tremble. They stood in attention faster than you can s- *fart*….yeah it was THAT fast.

"Haruno Sakura, Nara Shikamaru, Hyuuga Hinata, Rock Lee, Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph and Uzumaki Naruto. I hereby order you to give us a demonstration of your progress…..IN BATTLE!".

Everyone was mildly worried about that order except three souls that couldn't contain their happiness.

"LETS SHOW THE HOKAGE THE POWER OF OUR YOUTH!"

"OH YEAH! FINALLY!"

"BELIEVE IT!" said Lee, Toph and Naruto.

"I've arranged the last chunnin exam's arena to be the battlefield. All of you are to report there (SFX: papers rustling) …..in 15 minutes. I advise you to take this time and plan a battle strategy. Good luck. *San!" (*disperse)
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Hoped you like the first chapter~! More coming right up! Please review! and as I once saw a very gifted author post : Comments and suggestions are welcome, Flames are used to burn marshmellows.

THIS STORY IS SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO NIMROCHAN! JUST CAUSE SHE FREAKIN RULZ! the name of this fic was inspired by her. Read Fullmetal Lol and you'll see where i got my inspiration. Nimrocahn you freakin rock!