Author's note: Hello my fellow Sherlockians! I just want to clear up a few things before you read my story. 1.) I only own Lucille nothing else. 2.) This takes place during season three after John's wedding and it doesn't really have any spoilers. 3.) Lucille is Mrs. Hudson's daughter and she's about 30-32 years old. 4.) There will be a note at the end too. Alright go read and review please.

Sherlock, why is there a sleeping woman, wearing only one of your shirts, in our bed? -LH

Experiment. -SH

What kind of experiment requires a half dressed woman, who is NOT your wife, to be in our bed?! -LH

I will tell you when I get home. By the way, her name is Janine and she was a bridesmaid in John and Mary's wedding, remember? -SH

The one who kept hitting on you even though I was right next to you? -LH

That would be the one. Just leave her be until I get home and when she leaves I'll tell you about my experiment. -SH

Doesn't she know you're married? -LH

Lucille, no one knows we're married besides Mycroft. She'll be gone before noon tomorrow. -SH

Oh yeah, I forgot about that detail. This better not turn out like your last "experiment". -LH

Lucy, my darling beautiful amazing wife, you know I would never conduct another experiment of that nature without asking your opinion first. -SH

YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR MY OPINION THE LAST TIME! -LH

And yet you enjoyed almost every minute of it. -SH

...Shut up Sherlock. -LH

I love you too, darling. There's a possibility that I won't return home until tomorrow morning, so don't wait up for me. -SH

What am I supposed to do with Janine?! -LH

Make a new friend or ignore her and go sleep downstairs with your mother. Do whatever you wish, I don't care. -SH

Ugh, I really hate you soetimes. Why won't you be home until morning? -LH

I'm doing field work for a new case. You remeber the rules, correct? -SH

No calls or texts unless it's a dire emergency. -LH

And? -SH

Asking you the Nexflix password...again...does not count as an emergency. -LH

Very good. Good night, Lucille. -SH

Good night, Sherlock. Be carful. -LH

Always am. -SH

Author's Note: I hoped you liked my story even though I'm sure it sucked and Anderson could have written a better story but oh well. The reason why only Mycroft knowns about their marriage is because they got married after The Reichenbach Fall and have yet to tell anyone. I'm thinking about making the next part (if there will be one) about them telling everyone that their married. If you would like to see that let me know in the reviews. Thanks for reading! Bye!

~Biersack.