Each chapter is about a different urban legend……………….the catch is each one is also about a different naruto character/characters. Get ready for urban legends with a twist. Read to find out what happens.

Disclaimer: I own none of the characters (Masashi Kishimoto does). HAHAHAAAA but I do own the idea. Wait a minute no I don't. Goes in a corner and cries.

People can lick to

It was 3 o' clock in the morning and Kiba lay awake. He'd been felling uneasy since earlier that day when he heard news that Orochimaru was possibly in Konoha secretly recruiting new underlings. Akamaru whimpered under his bed sensing his master's uneasiness. Kiba let his hand fall limply over the bed and Akamaru hastily responded by licking his hand.

Kiba, feeling a little better knowing his companion was there to comfort him, got off his bed and headed to the kitchen to quench his thirst with a glass of water. As he headed down the stairs he could sense his parents were still not home and his sister was off on another mission, he was all alone with a madman possibly running through Konoha.

A few minutes later he returned to his bed and was about to fall asleep when an incessant dripping could be heard coming from the bathroom. Kiba tried to ignore it but once again began to feel uneasy.

'What's wrong with me ?' he thought, 'I'm a fucking ninja and I have a dog who can kick ass!'

He reached over the edge of the bed and sure enough his loyal friend immediately began licking his hand. With a sense of comfort Kiba finally nodded off to sleep.

The next morning Kiba rose to the sunlight and the continuous drip in the bathroom, he swung his legs over the edge of the bed grinding the sleep out of his eyes and made his way to the bathroom to investigate the origin of the irritating noise.

The second he opened the door he was greeted by a disturbing sight. Akamaru was hanging from the ceiling, blood spilling from his open stomach served as the source of the drip. Written on the bathroom mirror in Akamaru's blood was a message, as Kiba read it he paled:

PEOPLE CAN LICK TO

Sorry to all those Akamaru fans out there.

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