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Author's Note: This was a Christmas present I made for my beta. I hope you enjoy it.

The New Boyfriend

Brittany quickly finished brushing her hair and slipped on her new outfit, adding a touch of makeup afterwards. Her new boyfriend would be ready to go to Hogsmeade with her any minute now.
Draco Malfoy had finally asked her out. Brittany had fallen for him the moment she saw him first year. Back then, unfortunately, he had eyes only for that Pansy girl. Brittany had finally won Draco over when Pansy made the mistake of rubbing the fact that she was dating the guy that Brittany liked in Brittany's face. Brittany had sent Pansy to the hospital wing on a stretcher. Draco had found it amusing, but McGonagal, head of their rival house, had taken 80 points and given her detention for a month. Professor Snape wasn't going to be happy when he got back from the Potions masters' convention.
Brittany made her way down into the common room where she found Draco waiting next to the steps.

"Ready?" he drawls with a smirk.

Brittany smiles, "I've been ready for six years, Draco, so that's a pretty foolish question."

"Well, then, you should have hexed Pansy into the hospital wing before now." he replies smugly, taking herarm and leading her out of the Slytherin dormitory.

"Remind me why you enjoyed watching me sent your ex-girlfriend to the hospital wing?" Brittany requests curiously.

" Because I like pretty blondes who can duel. I wouldn't want a girlfriend who can't defend herself and won't go after what she wants. It would ruin my reputation." Draco explains haughtily, "Besides, I'd rather have your head on my lap than hers."

Brittany laughs before replying, "We'd better hurry up before all the good carriages are taken."

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"Back off, Potter!" Draco threatens menacingly.

"Even I can get a better girlfriend than that, and now there's no way Gryffindor will lose the house cup to Slytherin!" Ron laughs mockingly, "Slytherins are losers...and Snape's the worst of them all, the slimey git!"

Draco and Brittany draw their wands at the same time and somehow manage to turn both Potter and Weasly into giant slugs.

"Next time watch what you say about my girl in front of me!" Draco sneers.

"Never...Never insult Professor Snape in front of me!" Brittany growls threateningly.

Draco takes her hand and they happily storm off back towards the castle.

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An Hour Later at hogsmeade

Hermione walked quickly down the street, trying to find Harry and Ron. She had already checked all of their favorite places, and she was getting pretty frustrated with them. Further up the road she was shocked to see two human-sized, slimey, slugs lying in the middle of the street. When sh reached them she began to walk past them, unsure of how to react. Then they startle her.

"Hermione!" the slugs exclaim simultaneously.

Hermione turns back towards them cautiously. "Harry?... Ron?" she asks hesitantly.

"Yeah it's us. Draco and his girlfriend, Bridget-or whatever her name is, attacked us!" Ron explains quickly.

"Because you called them losers and Snape a slimey git!" Harry snaps at him, obviously annoyed that Ron had gotten him into this mess.

"You insulted a Professor?!" Hermione yells, outraged.

"Hermione, you can lecture him later. Please turn us back!" Harry begs.

Hermione rolls her eyes and waves her wand over them, returning them to their human bodies.

"Well, I guess they showed you who the real slimey git is didn't they, Ronald?" Hermione laughs, insultingly.

Ron glares at her. " Awww, shut up , 'Mione."

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"I had fun." Brittany tells Draco, smiling slyly.

"yeah, me too. And that was some nice wand work on Pothead and Weasel." Draco says with a smirk.

Brittany laughs. Draco shuts her up with a smooth kiss.

Brittany blushes.

"Night." Draco says, watching her walk back to her dormitory.

"Good night, Draco." She calls back.

Once out of sight, she leans against the wall.

"Yes!" She say excitedly, pumping her arm. "Owwww!"
She had hit her elbow against the cold stone wall. It hurt. Bad. She shakes her, embarrassed even though no one had seen.

Back down stairs, Draco sat down in a black leather chair in front of the simmering fireplace.

"Good night indeed." he murmurs happily to himself. Finally there was someone he could wreck havoc with that wasn't a complete dunderhead.

The End

A/N: This is the first of six stories. It's a little rough, but I hope you liked it. Please review.