"Katie!" Ron scowled. "How could you!"
"Ron! I'm sorry, okay!" Katie shrugged.
"Charlie is not 'hot'. He's a bloody pestering, mewling, disgusting, revolting little beast!" Ron buried his face into his hands. "I can't believe you made out with my own brother," he sighed.
Katie stood uneasily, not really sure what exactly to say.
"And what is he? Like a gazillion years older than you? Jesus Katie!" Ron shouted. "Why? Why did you do this to me? Why did you inflict such torture on me? Have I done something wrong? Have I? He's a little fish in a big pond, Katie! You can do so much better!" He stomped his foot. "Katie, I hate you! Katie, I want to kill you! Katie, I want to castrate you! Katie, I-"
"SHUT UP RON! For Merlin's sake, grow the hell up and deal with it. You managed to cope with Harry and Ginny, well the least you could freaking do is accommodate me."
"I just don't get how you're attracted to him in the least," Ron replied.
"I'll tell you why," Katie paused, clearing her throat.
"We'd been standing outside in the cold, staring at each other like a pair of idiots," She explained.
"So…what's your favourite colour?" Charlie asked.
"Uh, purple." Katie replied.
"We made weird, uncomfortable small talk that really had no purpose at all. It was just starting to rain so I decided to put an end to all the awkwardness."
"Oh," Katie remarked, "It's raining. I should probably get going now." She did a small wave and began to walk off.
"Katie?" Charlie called.
"When he said that, I could swear a chill of adrenaline ran down my spine."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then he kissed you and you loved him forever." Ron ranted.
"Shut up and listen." Katie said sternly.
"Yes?" Katie turned back.
"Come back!" He told her.
"What is it?"
"Katie, you sound like some stupid damsel with that voice," Ron laughed. "Yes? What is it my sweet Charlie? Does thy want to massage thy feet?" He mimicked.
"Katie, I've been standing out here waiting for you to kiss me this whole night and I'm not leaving here without it happening." Charlie said softly.
"And then guess what happened?" Katie grinned.
"He threw you off a cliff?" Ron guessed.
"Better!"
"You threw him off a cliff?"
"Shut up, Ron."
Charlie shut his eyes and leaned in to kiss her. Katie did the same.
"Oww!" They both yelled.
"HAHAHA! Your noses hit each other? You retards!" Ron snorted.
"So we tried again."
"I'll lean to the left and you-"
"Lean to the right. Got it," Katie nodded.
And finally…
"We kissed! Oh Ron it was amazing! So passionate and beautiful and-"
"Spare me the details, Katie, please!" Ron cried. "Charlie is such a man whore! Who does that to a girl!"
"Your brother," Katie smiled dreamily.
"Katie, take your love and your googly eyes somewhere else."
"Oh look, there's Charlie!" Katie pointed not far into the distance.
"So you two are practically joined at the hip now, eh?" Ron questioned.
The figure waved. "MAN WHORE!" Ron yelled at it.
Katie ran up to Charlie, kissing him on the cheek. "Maybe," she winked.
"Merlin," Ron cringed.