I am back with a new thinga-ma-bob for you. I hope it's funny.


Xianghua was writing in her diary in her room. She was writing about how much she loved spending her free time with Kilik.

Dear Dairy,

Me and Kilik had the best date or day together. We went to a festival in the capital and we had the best time. Just me and him. We went into this photo booth where we took pictures. We made silly faces and silly finger signs and it was really cute. I wish there was picture with me and him kissing but that's too much to ask for. Well I guess I'm done for right now. I'll keep this thing updated in the future.

Xianghua closed her diary and put it in her drawer locked up. She knew Maxi is a nosy individual and he would do anything to get to her personal belongings. That's what she loved about Kilik. He respected her privacy and possessions. She stood up and stretched and walked out of her room to see what the boys were doing. She found them playing Chinese checkers on a shiny, wooden table. Maxi looked like he was losing pretty bad to Kilik.

" Hey guys what are you doing?'' She asked sweetly.

" Sorry Xianghua can't talk.'' Maxi said not even looking at her. '' I'm beating Kilik right now.''

Kilik shook his head and beat Maxi. He then looked at Xianghua smiling and stood up leaving Maxi with his mouth wide in shock.

" Well I can talk.'' Kilik then said looking back at Maxi who was in that same position.

" I-I-I could of won.'' Maxi said looking up at Kilik crying.

" Aw come on Maxi it's just a game.'' He said putting his hand on his shoulder.'' It's not like it's a championship or something.'' He said laughing.

That gave Maxi an idea.

" Yeah buddy your right. It is just a game.

(Maxi mind says:)

'' Yes the next game will be a life or death situation.'' He thought in his mind.

Kilik stood up and looked at Xianghua who was looking at him squinting her eyes. Maxi stood up creepily and walk out the room.

" You know you just gave him an idea.'' Xianghua said.

" What I did?'' Kilik asked worried.

Xianghua nodded her head. " Yeah you did. I think he's gotta turn it into a championship or tournament.''

Kilik shrug his shoulders.

" I don't really care but if he challenges me, I bet I'll beat him again!'' Kilik was getting overly-happy. '' Because I'M THE ROCK!'' ( The US flag in the background) (Audience laughs loudly.)

" Uh Kilik I think that name is already taken.'' She said.

" Shh Xianghua I'm in the moment.'' (Audience still laughs) Kilik said the backyard still visible.

" So when does the background go away?'' She asked.

" When the imaginary audience dies down.'' He said in a Superman stance.

Xianghua giggled and walked out leaving Kilik alone with the uncontrollably laughing audience.


I'll be back with chapter two! Please review and...NO BAD REMARKS!
No pressure. 0_^