TITLE: My Ever Expanding Acne!
AUTHOR/S: Michael
PAIRING: B'Elanna & Seven of Nine (implied)
RATING: Fan Fiction T Suitable for teens, 13 years & older, with some violence, minor coarse language, & minor suggestive adult themes. (PG13)
BETA READING:
FEEDBACK: or on sight!
DISCLAIMER: Star Trek & all the main characters are owned by Paramount Pictures/CBS Network Television, A Viacom/CBS Corporation. Star Trek: Voyager. Created by, Rick Berman, Michael Piller & Jeri Taylor, & is based on Star Trek, created by Gene Roddenberry.
WARNING: This is a piece of fiction, concerning an implied F/F relationship. If anyone objects to same sex relationships, you should not be reading this fan fiction, & should read the Star Trek Range of Novels, or find another sight.
SUMMERY: Miral, daughter of B'Elanna has Acne!
VJB POSTING: #24620 Sun Jun 29, 2003
NOTES: Just a bit of nonsense I streamed directly onto hotmail. It has not been Spell checked, or proof read, so be warned!
"Mom. Mom it's expanding!"
B'Elanna sighed and & looked at her teenage daughter.
"What's expanding?" She asked.
"THIS!" Miral said pointing to her rather large zit.
Tom Paris looked at what Miral was pointing to. "It's just a spot!"
"Yes but it is Gorch. How I am I meant to go on a date with a spot like this?"
"What date?" Demanded B'Elanna
Tom looked sheepish.
"I kind of fixed her up with a date!"
"You did what?" Shouted, so loudly that everyone in the mess hall turned and looked.
B'Elanna gave them a dirty look, and they carried on with what they were doing.
Tom got hold of the half Klingon's arm and pulled her into the corner.
"I told you about him yesterday, and you thought it was a good idea."
B'Elanna thought back to yesterday, when Tom had told her about the date with the 16 year old ensign from life sciences.
Nyra, for that was his name, was smitten by the Klingon teenager, and finally plucked up the courage to ask her out Knowing that Nyra was an extremely nice man, and his daughter felt the same way about him, he did all he could to encourage the couple.
"Never mind all that," Miral interrupted B'Elanna's thoughts, but what about my spot!"
"Honey it's only a spot, Nyra will not take any notice.
"A SPOT A SPOT! Dad how can you say that..."
"Captain!"
Tom was relieved by an interruption by Neelix.
"Mother! Look at my spot!"
Seven of Nine, Captain of the Federation Flagship, looked at her adopted daughter, and then kissed her wife on the cheek.
"Miral your father is right; Nyra will not think less of you because you have a Gorch! Now go and get ready for your date Nyra will be off duty in half an hour's time.
"Yes mother," she said, and pecked the former Borg on the cheek.
Tom looked astounded at Seven. "How do you do that?" He asked.
Seven looked at her First Officer and best friend.
"I'm Borg!" She said simply, and walked off to the nearest replicator.
THE END