Because you all knew that this was going to happen...
I own nothing
Cleanness...
Oh how he loved to clean.
Clean, clean, clean, clean. Purging the world of stains until nothing remanded but reflective surfaces of his own face looking back at him.
Corporal Levi was so preoccupied by what he was doing that he didn't notice Eren come into the room looking rather awkward until he coughed a little.
"What are you doing in here brat?" he asked lowering his mask not pleased with being interrupted at this moment.
Eren looked at him looking somewhat discomforted before answering him.
"Have you seen the summary this time, corporal?" he asked.
Levi raised an eye-brow but looked up anyway his eyes widen in shock.
"Oh god another one?" he asked horror filling his eyes while all Eren could do but stare an odd flush coming over his cheeks.
"This is the several hundredth time! What makes those idiots think we have a thing for each-other!?" Levi shouted throwing his sponge down angrily leaving a great soppy mess where had once been perfect glittering sparkles. "Besides onna just wants more people to notice her! I mean really all I ever did to you was... Eren?" he asked watching as Eren tremor slightly.
!
"Eren we have at least five seconds until the fans take over out minds! Say something productive at least!" he shouted but it was too late. The brat already looked like a love sick puppy as he stared at him.
"Corporal!" he shouted now suddenly holding a piece of bread in one hand. "You look so famished! have some bread!"
"Eren get that piece of fat out of my face! The 3d maneuver gear can only be worn by people with a size zero!" he shouted plunging his fist into his face.
"Oh corporeal!" Eren shouted from the ground as Armin looks on.
"Yeah... I'm just gonna leave now..." he muttered edging towards the door.