The wind blew across the roof lazily. It was quiet and peaceful up until a loud obnoxious laugh rippled through the air.
"This is going to be AWESOME!" Alfred laughed from the edge of the building. His arms were spread out at his sides.
"Alfred! You idiot! Don't do it!" Arthur screamed from the ground, his arms flailing wildly as he attempted to capture the seemingly suicidal man's attention.
Again he was laughing. "Don't worry Artie! I'm a hero! I got this!"
"No you idiot you're going to die!"
Shaking his head at the blasphemous comment on his current escapade he jumped. Flailing in the air for a moment he continued to laugh as he descended.
~ Haha ~
"AAAAW! Come here!" Alfred ordered happily from his bed, his hands flailing from the stumps of his body cast. "Arthur! I said come here and love the hero!"
"You're an idiot!" The Brit screamed slapping the invalid's chest angrily, causing him to scream." Why didn't you listen to me you wanker!"
"Igirisu-san, please calm down. It could be very bad if you were to lose your temper and harm Amerika-san." Japan tried to calm down the fuming man before turning back to his friend. "Are you okay Amerika-san?" He asked laying a hand on one of the cast-encased arms lightly.
"AAAAAH DON'T TOUCH THAT JAPAN!" The American screamed flailing his hands once more and tossing his head.
"Maybe you shouldn't have tried jumping to your death and this wouldn't have happened!" Arthur shouted punching the man's chest again.
"Aaaw Artie I told you! I had it! Now come over here and gimme some sugar!" He puckered his lips.
"Absolutely not." Alfred's kiss-y face melted into one of horror.
"Why?" He asked heartbroken, how could his lovely little Brit deny him like this.
"Because you are an idiot and I'm not giving you any 'sugar' until you are fully healed from this little adventure of yours." The green-eyed man explained turning away vindictively.
""Noooooo! Fine! I'll just get some sugar from Japan! Come here and gimme some Kiku!" Alfred ordered with a stern face.
The Japanese man stared at him in horror. "What? Why would I do that Amerika-san?" He inched away from him.
"Never!" Arthur screamed before jumping onto the American and promptly began devouring his mouth much to the cripple's enjoyment.
Kiku took his leave while they were 'busy'. Leaning against the wall he clutched at his heart, flustered from the day's events. "I do not understand these Western customs at all."
~DONE~
A/N: A: Buahahahahaha Simon won't laugh with me! SHUNSHUNSHUN! We came up with this while watching The Eye 2. Haha she jumped off a hospital roof like three times!
I OWN NOTHING! Haha take that I put it here at the bottom. MMM TASTE JUST LIKE RAISINS!