Jack on a diet
Jack what is this
Maddie:chicken but you don't recognize it with out a steaming pile of gravy!
Jack:i can't do this i can't just give up my favorite foods cold trukey O MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing with tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce mmm and lots and lots of brownies
Maddie:jack stop that your scaring the kids
in the corner danny sam and tucker scared and then jack started to sing
Jack:O MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing O MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing with tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce O MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing mmm with lots and lots of brownies mmmmmm
Danny:dad can you stop singing
Sam:you do know that killing animals is wrong and turkeys have feelings too!
Jack:O MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing
Danny:GREAT now you have him singing again sam!
Sam:jeez sorry...hey were is tucker?
Danny:i don't know?
then out of know where tucker came with turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing with tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce and lots and lota of brownies
Maddie:tucker you know jack is on a diet
but before for she could stop jack he was eating and singing
Jack:O MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing with tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce O MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing mmm with lots and lots of brownies mmmmmm
Sam:i think im going to be sick
Danny:i think i will never eat meat again
Sam:FINALLY
Danny:sam i was kidding
Sam:darn
Jazz:hey what did i mis...(looks at tucker and jack)...i don't what to know
Danny:anyone want to go watch a movie or some tv?
Jazz:i think i will just go to my room
Sam:anything is better then watching tucker and your dad fighting over the trukey leg
Jack:GIVE ME THAT THATS MINE
Tucker:NO IT'S MINE YOU WILL NEVER HAVE IT IT'S MINE!
Maddie:hey danny sam can i join you?
Danny and sam:sure
later that day jack was 20 pounds bigger and tucker was 30 pounds bigger
the next day
Jack:awww maddie do i have too?
Maddie:yes you and tucker are on a diet now eat your salads and if your good you can have a rice cake later
Tucker:i hate vegetables
Jack:me too
Tucker:hand me the turkey flavor dressing
Jack:O MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing with tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce O MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing mmm with lots and lots of brownies mmmmmm
Everyone in the house:TUCKER!
December 25th
the fenton house was peaceful and maddie was making a Christmas feast she was making a nice turkey dinner and a vegetarian dinner for sam as out of know where jack and tucker started singing
Jack and Tucker:O MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing O MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing with tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce O MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing mmm with lots and lots of brownies mmmmmm
Danny sam maddie and jazz locked jack and tucker in the labs weapons vault
now Christmas was nice and peaceful with out jack and tucker singing
meanwhile in the weapons vault
Jack:they can't take a joke can they?
Tucker:nope got any 5's?
Jack:nope gold fish got any 3's
Tucker:nope hey pass the turkey
Jack:here yea go little buddy
Tucker:thanks do you think they will let us out anytime soon?
Jack:i don't know?
Tucker:jeez this bites
Jack:yea i know got any 1's?
Tucker:yes
jack:got any...
The box ghost:O MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing with tiny onions swimming in a sea of cream sauce O MY GOD turkey with pillow mounds of mashed potatotes butter drenched dressing mmm with lots and lots of brownies mmmmmm
Jack:GHOST!
Tucker:(sounds like a little girl)AHAAAAA!
meanwhile danny and sam were cuddling on the couch watching A Christmas story maddie was sitting in the chair and jazz was reading a book
Maddie:did you guys hear a little girl screaming?
Danny:nope
Sam:nope
Jazz:nope
Maddie:mm must be the wind
with jack tucker and the box ghost
Jack:got any 8's?
Box ghost:nope gold fish
Tucker:jack i need to use the bathroom
Jack:it's right over there(points over to the corner)
Tucker:why is there a bathroom in a weapons vault?
Jack:this is not the first time i was locked in here
Tucker:wow
Jack:yea and there is some beds and a fully loaded kitchen
Tucker:sweet
Box ghost:got any 9's
Jack:gold fish
jack and tucker got out of the weapons vault after 2 weeks of being in there and to this day they have not sung the turkey song well not really jack and tucker get together and sing the song once in a while
THE END...OR IS IT?