For my little sisters birthday.. Which was yesterday… shh don't tell. And since I haven't put up a story yet. I do all my dialogue in a play like fashion. I'm lazy.
Disclaimer. I don't
own naruto and if I did it would not be "child appropriate" and I
would end up sharing it with my little sister is I did. Epp! Enjoy I
suppose. Not that great cuz it's the first one I've ever done but
still. Also it's not meant to be serious or anything. Alright? And
no I don't own Hannibal the cannibal either
Why do I smell blood? Wheres aniki? Wheres anyone? I thought as I walked down the deserted streets of the Uchiha Clans Village. Finally I spotted aniki's back turning around a corner and headed toward our home.
Sasuke: Aniki! Look I got…
Sasuke suddenly stopped chasing his brother and froze to see a pile of bodies, two more being added.
Sasuke: Why? Why'd you kill them?
Itachi: To pass a test. But don't worry. They won't go to waste. For you see I have a new friend, he acquired an odd taste for human flesh when he was young.
New Friend: YAY! Food! Don't forget to cook it tenderly. Fava beans are especially with the liver, but the cheeks are the best part to eat. Their so full of flavor and juicy and mmm I'm so hungry thinking about it!
Itachi: Meet my dear friend Hannibal.
Sasuke: Hannibal? But, he's not even art of this same storyline. Neither is the cannibalism! What the hell is up with that!
Itachi: AH! Watch your language Sasuke. This is for some chicks birthday. She finally turned 14. .. fricken migget.
Hannibal: (oblivious and cooking human bodies for food in the background) ohh one little two little three little bodies. Four little five little six little bodies! Seven little eight little nine little bodies! Ten little bodies for Hannibal to eat!
( both Itachi and Sasuke utterly creeped out by Hannibals singing)
Sasuke: you sure you're his friend?
Itachi: not anymore. Think he'll notice if we tiptoe away?
Sasuke: lets try.
(both tiptoe away and leave Hannibal singing and cooking)