'Pirates of the Caribbean' belongs to Disney.
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Best when sung to the Beach Boys tune, 'Fun, Fun, Fun'
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Well, he's got his ship back, for he'd bargained a trade with the Squidman,
He isn't concerned that he'll have to make payment someday,
'Cause he has the locale of a fabulous treasure of Aztecs,
And he'll have fun, fun, fun 'til Barbossa takes the Pearl away!
Well, he's making a deal with a blacksmith to rescue a damsel,
Regaining his ship takes a while, but it works out okay,
'Cause the skeleton pirates are beat, and his hanging is canceled,
And he'll have fun, fun, fun 'til the Krakken comes to take him away!
Well, his plotting has failed him for once, so he's stuck in the Locker,
'Til his rescuing colleagues arrive, but they don't want to stay...
So he figures the way to get out is to flip the ship over,
And they'll have fun, fun, fun 'til the EITC has it's way!
Talk and fly and scheme a lot!
Skip that brig and fight aloft!
Save the whelp because you've good-
Blast that boat to kindling wood!
Well, he's routed the enemy fleet in a glorious victory!
Then a blaggard makes off with his ship when he gets off to play,
But he's stolen the chart, and he's still got his compass and beverage,
He'll still have fun, fun, fun though Barbossa took the Pearl away!
We'll have more fun, fun, fun, when the Number Four film comes our way!
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