Starcraft Rap Battlez
Disclaimer: Don't own starcraft blah blah blah. This is what happens when you give kerrigan a rhyming dictionary...
Kerrigan: Time to start this crazy battle grab the ultralisk's saddle
My name is Kerrigan the queen of the zerg
all your pathetic terrans trapped in ice bergs
you little protoss bites you think your so cool
wait until i throw you in my spawning pool
I'm the coolest in this tiny terran town
now my rap is over so break yours down!
Zeratul:
It's time to hear this tune
En Taro Adun
The protoss are awesome
Don't mess with us
You zerg morons are always in a fuss
We blew you all up with a laser blast
When we did man that was fast
Lets look at Raynor's rhymes for a little time
Raynor:
My name is Jimmy Raynor and I'm here to say,
I'm the best fricken rapper in the USA!
Kerrigan:
Damn you are an idiot.
Plus we're on char.
Raynor:
I'm sorry to say, that may have been dumb
go back home and suck your thumbs
my rhymes are fresh from a rapping oven
kerrigan you look like you could use some lovin'
Kerrigan punches raynor who is now knocked out on the ground
Lil' Hydralisk:
I'm a Hydralisk
Don't mess with thisk
Cuz it'll be a risk
So put this disk
In the stereo to pick up the flows
That everybody knows
I'm cool and hot can't get better than that
You're a inflated big ball of fat
Fat Ultralisk:
Shutup man i'm cooler than you
you're as tall as one of my poos
my blades will chop you into pieces
i'm telling you cuz I had reeses for breakfast!
Overlord:
Shutup you little lisks cuz i'm your master
If you need to run somewhere i'll get there faster
I may be slow but I can fly
With an upgrade i'm faster then meets the eye
Wraith:
I'm still pretty fast
I may finish last
I shoot you with my guns
lots and lots of fun
what are your weapons foo
a tentacle with a shoe
Kerrigan:
O-K job guys lets wrap this up.
I still think i'm the best.