Me: Oh, hi guys!

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Magenta: Seriously? That's all you say when you haven't updated for 2 and a half weeks?

Me: What do you expect me to do? Give out free hugs?

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Rose: What?

Me: That was the first thing that came into my mind, anyway, he's a new mini-ish story! This will be set after Pokemon PurpleTurquiose and Pokemon GreyMagenta and this is one month after it ended so the age realations are almost the same (kind of). Later chapters will be longer, I'll guarantee that!

Daffodil: Clefairy7677 does not own Pokemon and sorry about her not updating, she had a lot of assessments to do. Plus any new characters appearing in this story, will appear in the other one.

Pokedex owners as teachers?!

Chapter 1: What did you say?

"Okay, is everyone here?" Crystal asked and looked around Oak's lab to see if all the Pokedex owners and the other invited people came in. "Well according to my special glasses, I'm pretty sure everyone is here" Purple told Crystal. "Thanks, well guys, I'm here to announce…guys? Are you people even listening to me?" Crystal yelled but everyone ignored her and was doing their own thing.

Red was attempting to talk to Yellow but Yellow kept turning her head away and was blushing. Green was trying to read his book but Blue kept pestering him while Silver glared at Green. Emerald was keeping Ruby and Sapphire away from each other due to them arguing about their hygiene. Soul was chatting while Rose and Wally, actually that was pretty much normal. Daffodil was yelling at Lavender about being braver or something. Gold was flirting with Lime while Ivory who was Lime's brother was holding a dictionary (I wonder where he got it from) above Gold' head and his facial expression looked like if he was going to murder someone. Topaz was telling to story of her adventures with Crimson, Lapis and Jasper to the Sinnoh trio. Crimson, Lapis, Jasper and somehow, Maroon were playing cards more specifically the card game, Big 2. Only Purple, Grey, Turquoise, Magenta and the Unova quartet were listening properly to Crystal.

"Ugh, why won't they listen?" Crystal muttered angrily to herself. "Let Purple and I take care of this" Grey told Crystal and grabbed Purple's arm and whispered something I her ear "I better hope this works…"Purple grumbled and they both walked out of the room. "Hey White do you know what's their plan?" Black asked White since she was in the acting industry. "Well whatever it is it can't be good" White replied in a slightly worried tone.

2 minutes later

"I wonder when they're coming back." Magenta stated and was playing Flappy Pidgey on her Pokegear. Turquoise replied "They probably ditched us or some-WOAH WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS?" The whole laboratory was out of power and Crystal groaned, "Could this day get any worse" Then lightning and thunder was heard from the clouds. "Great job Crys, you cursed us!" Gold shouted from across the room and Crystal groaned again.

Then the door was kicked open and it revealed two figures wearing hockey masks and one of them was holding a chainsaw and the other was holding an axe. "OMG! It's the psychotic serial killers with the chainsaw and axe!" Bianca shouted a little too loud and fainted in Cheren's arms and he face palmed. "Greenie, save me!" Blue yelled dramatically and waved her arms and went behind him as he rolled his eyes. "Don't worry Yellow, I'll protect you" Red stated and stuck his arms out while Yellow blushed. "Prez! Duck down and roll!" Black told her and he , himself was doing the actions. "Black, wrong procedure, that's for when the building on fire" White answered and sweat dropped at Black's actions. To sum it all up everyone was acting crazy except for the Hoenn quartet (excluding Wally who fainted), the Hoenn 2 quartet, Silver, Green, Cheren and the Gumsum* (Purple's group) quintet.

Then the two hockey faced criminal started to laugh and even fell onto the floor because the scene was that funny. "What's so funny about this?" Sapphire angrily shouted and lunged for an attack. "Venite" said one of the hockey-faced people and a yellowish shield came out of its hand and the shield rebounded Sapphire and she landed on top of Silver. "Argh! O-oh so silver" Sapphire said sheepishly but was still angry at the hockey-faced people. "Now that we got your attention, would you please listen to Crystal now?" asked the other hockey-faced person.

"Nani?" Magenta yelled.

"Oh right, we haven't revealed ourselves yet"

Then they both took off their mask and revealed Purple and Grey with their faces slightly pink because they were laughing really hard earlier. "WHAT? YOU SCARED THE S**T OUTTA US!" Sapphire screamed and clenched her fist tightly. "We were helping Crystal to get the attention because she has something important to say" Purple replied calmly and giggled a bit because of earlier. "Well why didn't ya give a little shout-out earlier? I man they didn't have to-OWWWWWW, THAT HURT LIKE HELL SUPER SERIOUS GAL!" "I TRIED TO GET EVERYONE ATTENTION EARLIER YOU IDIOT! WHY WOULD THEY BE THE ONES DOING IT IF I WAS GOING TO BE THE ONE GIVING THE ANNOUNCEMENT!" "Okay sorry geez"

Crystal was fuming right now and her face was bright red and you can literally see steam coming out of her ears. "U-um, Crystal, I think you should calm down and tell us the news" Emerald said nervously and slowly came closely to Crystal and hoping that he wouldn't be killed. "…Hmm, you're right… any way… I gathered you all here today to tell you that…

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You are going to be temporary teachers at Earl's academy!"

"W-what?" stammered Yellow and clutched her hat tightly. "I can't wait to teach them about fashion!" Ruby exclaimed and babbled on about other stuff. "I hate kids" Silver mumbled. Then Blue whispered something to Soul which was very embarrassing it made her turn bright red and covered her face between her legs while Silver shot a puzzled look at her. "How do you feel about this Purple?" Ivory asked and smirked because he knew what her answer was going to be". "Wonderful, like little miss Sunshine" Purple sarcastically said and folded her arms (not literally). "I hope I can be a good role model, otherwise they might turn out like senior Sapphire" Platinum thought and glanced over to Sapphire. "I wonder if anyone of them can cook~" Diamond mumbled as he daydreamed about cake. "Stop thinking about food!" Pearl demanded and was shaking Diamond.

"What if we back out?" Green questioned Crystal because he really didn't want to teach children. "You can't back out Green, there are a lot of orphans that need to be educated" Crystal mentioned and was slightly disappointed that Green didn't like kids. "Yeah Green, don't you feel sorry for the poor little souls?" Blue pouted and gave puppy eyes to Green. "Ugh, fine…hopefully they don't pee in their pants" Green replied and sighed. "So when don we actually start?" Lapis asked and was twiddling her fingers.

"Simple we will start tomorrow! So pack your belongings now because we're staying there for a month!"

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