Me:*Does happy dance* I OWN MICHEAL MYERS WOOT!!
Micheal Meyers:*stares me down and shake head*
ME:*cowers in fear* Okay okay! i dont im sorry dont kill me! pleeeasse
Micheal:*gives me a huge smile and two thumbs up*
George my monkie:*in an english voice* Ohhkayy So the Lesson hea is That we dont own Halloween or Micheal Meyers...
Micheals Pov.
October 31.2009 Halloween night
Oh was she beautifull! I had snuck into her house after she had got home and got on the shower. I walked slowly into the kitchen and browsed through the Fridge (I Mean hey a killers gotta eat!). I heard her over head turning off the shower and then walking into her bedroom. The phone rang, I jumped and dropped the Peanut butter and jelly sand which I made my self while listening to her walk. Jenna was her name. Jenna answered the phone: "Like Hello??. Oh yah Beckehh. No, no problem Yah Jeff can come, Just pick me up at 8:00 tonight Okayy. Bye bye!" I glanced at the clock it was 6:30pm. I finished off the sand which I was eating. and slowly and CAREFULLY walked up the stairs. Jenna was dressed in a little red riding Hood out fit -that was a bit revealing might I say- she had her make up on and her hair done. DAMN! she literally JUST got out of the shower. I shook my head girls these days.... she looked to her left and saw me...
Jenna let out an ear piercing scream and I got angry. Fuck! WHY! why did people allway do that! I'm just like them! (minus the whole killing thing..) Jenna ran past me and out the back door. She was running screaming through the empty field behind her house screeching! and screaming! I am honestly surprised no one heard her loud ass. Jenna ran panicking.. obliviously she knew who I was, but what she didn't know was that I have been in this situation many many times! So i sat down on a bench and waited. I grabbed a cup of tea and a doughnut, and waited. In exactly 8 seconds she would trip.. panicking.I sighed.
8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" THUD!.
Did i call it? or did I call it? when the hell will they learn they cant kill me!?! I've lived through being stabbed. set on fire. shot. head chopped off. burned alive. and buried alive TWICE! I got up slowly grabbed my knife and walked towards her slowly she was crying and screaming; "PLEASE NO GOD NO DONT KILL ME PLEASE GOD PLEASE!!".. I sighed i got passed the whole begging in vain part at least 30 years ago.
I grabbed her by her hair and killed her quickly:Sliced throat. clean cut all done. I left her body there Killing gave me such an energy! I love the rush of adrenaline. I jogged back to Jennas's house.
Shit Beck and her Boyfriend where there in the car making out OH this made me sick! I punched in the car window and they both screamed and tried to run. I grabbed the boy and stabbed him through his stomach. I smiled evily then grabed the girl who was dressed as a very slutty dead bride. I cut her throat.
Then i left them there bleeding and walked down the street calmly smiling the whole damn way.