OPERATION: A.L.C.H.E.M.Y.
Alchemists from a different
Land
Couldn't possibly be any
Help for the Kids Next Door to
defeat their
Enemies or
Maybe the
Youths might have trust in them
WARNINGS: ADULT LANGUAGE, SLIGHT FMA SPOILERS, AND OTHER CRAZINESS I CAN THINK OF. OH, AND POSSIBLY CHARACTER DEATH. NOT TOO SURE ABOUT IT.
Jessie A: Yay! I've got a new fic! I know I
haven't updated Operation: I.N.S.A.N.E in a long while but…I
forgot my idea for chapter 2
Edward: How dumb of you, baka woman.
Jessie A: -glares- Dun call me a baka…
Alphonse: -nods-
Ed: Don't agree with her, Al!
Al: But it was mean…
Jessie A: Listen to your brother, Edward.
Ed: Zip it, pipsqueak!
Jessie A: WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING HEIGHT YOU ASS!
Ed: -sweatdrops- Sorry…
Jessie A: Anyways… :sweetly: Alphonse, could
you please read the almighty disclaimer so everyone knows I
don't own jack?
Al: Um…sure -sweatdrop- Jessie A does not own Code
Name: Kids Next Door or Full Metal Alchemist. If she did then these
the pairings in FMA would always be Roy x…I won't even read the
name there, it's disturbing.
Jessie A: -cough- Roy x Ed -cough-
Ed: -mouth hanging open, eyes wide-
Jessie A: Uh…enjoy the prologue!
"blah" – Talking
'blah' – Thoughts
blah –
The word thingies Ed and Al would say at the beginning of a FMA
episode or whatever…
(Jessie A:
HERB!) – Comments I'll make or Ed and Al will make during the
story XD
Chapter 0: Prologue
The Philosophers Stone…
"Damn that Mustang, always wanting me to be at Central Head Quarters just to talk. Why not talk on the damn phone?" Growled a short boy with long blonde hair tied into a ponytail. He was wearing a black trench coat with a black shirt underneath it, black pants, and some black combat boots. The boy was walking along the sidewalk of Central with a younger boy next to him.
Those who possess it, no longer bound by the laws of Equivalent Exchange in alchemy…"Calm down, brother, its not like you're going there alone. Especially around this time of day." The young boy with long braided dirty blonde hair in a ponytail pointed out. He was wearing a red overcoat with a cross and a winged serpent symbol on the back, underneath it a black shirt, black pants and black combat boots.
We gain without sacrifice, create without equal exchange…"No shit" The blonde grumbled, and cursed Mustang under his breath. His face was slightly flushed in anger and showed very much in the lights that were hung around Central.
We searched for it, and we found it…The dirty blonde haired boy sighed, shaking his head. His gorgeous gray orbs wandered around, aimlessly. That was until something had caught his eye. They soon went from bright to twinkling eyes, his mouth opening in surprise.
"Ed, I saw something glowing!" He piped up, ready to chase after the glowing thing.
"Al, it's probably just--" Without a second to waste, Al began to chase after the glowing thing. "Damn it Al, get back here!"
Al was gleefully going after the glowing aura.
"Hey, come back!"
"What are they doing?" A messy long-raven haired boy mumbled, watching the youngest brother, from his point of view, chase after thin air and the other one chase after the brother. He shook his head before mumbling 'Humans are idiots'. He did not turn away, but his violet orbs did keep watch over them.
"Damn it Al, get your ass back over here right now!" Ed cursed, growing angry that his brother would chase after something so stupid.
"Hold on, brother, I think I've almost got--" was all that Al could get out before the glowing purple aura had stopped in its tracks. Al 'crashed' into the glowing aura, his body glowing purple and he soon disappeared in an instant flash of black.
"Al? Al where did you go? Al? AL!" Ed panicked, looking around wildly for his brother. He looked at the purple glowing aura, the glared at it. "It's your entire fault!" Ed growled, jabbing his finger at the glowing aura. It began to make his body glow purple.
"What the--" was all Ed could get out before the glow flashed black, and he was gone.
"Huh! Where did they go?" The boy wondered, puzzled, looking around wildly to see if the boys were somewhere else. He didn't see the purple light or black flash like the humans could since so many of them came to the spot where they saw the brothers. All the boy knew was that the brothers had disappeared.
"Wrath! Get your scrawny little ass over here!" A female-like voice growled from down a nearby alleyway.
"Wah! I'm coming, Envy!" Wrath cried, jumping off the top of a building with ease of his non-human abilities. His auto mail leg was making 'clanking' sounds until they were not heard anymore.
"Kids Next Door! ATTACK!" was the cry that came out of a bald headed ten-year-old boy. He and four other children were using various weapons against The Delightful Children From Down The Lane, Father, the evil teenagers, and many other adults dressed up in ridiculous costumes. It has been an all out war between both sides since school had been let out and summer began.
The bald boy began to attack the adults with some wooden weapon, but one of the adults countered with a fire weapon. A chubby boy wearing a pilot helmet in an aircraft began to shoot suckers at the adults, but they countered with a rocket launcher. The kid had to immediately escape the aircraft on a parachute while his aircraft was blown to pieces.
An Asian girl with straight long raven colored hair began shooting teddy bears out of a bazooka, it was countered by a 'real' bazooka. A short Australian boy with short blonde hair used a giant wooden robot machine to fight with; it was soon burned to ashes. With all hope on this one last weapon, an African American girl with a red cap and long braided black hair was soon throwing ammo that looked like grenades at the adults. They soon 'blew up', trapping them into a gummy prison.
"Darn you Kids Next Door! We'll be back, just you wait!" Father growled as he and the others tried to escape the gum prison. What neither of them noticed was a flash of black and two people falling from the sky far from their war zone. The children heaved a sigh of relief, and soon left the area and returned to their Tree House.
The dusk was soon settling in, making the sky turn a beautiful shade of orange and making the clouds a nice pinkish color and soon to a dark sky and white clouds. Ed and Al were unconscious lying in some stacks of hay, minus the pitchforks. Neither one of the brothers had woken up since leaving their own time period and land. The glowing purple aura was levitating above them. A small giggle left it and it soon disappeared.
The KND were changed out of their tattered clothing and into some better ones. Four of them were sitting on one couch while the bald one was standing behind a podium.
"Kids Next Door, as much as I hate to be the bearer of bad news. I'm afraid the adults have us beat…"
Jessie A: Dun, dun, DUN! XD
Ed: You're retarded, baka.
Al: Brother…
Ed: Well, she IS stupid.
Jessie A: -glares- Ed, zip it before I show you how stupid you'll soon be…
Ed: -gulps-
Al: -sweatdrops-
Jessie A: Well, what did you all think? Good? Bad? Blah? Herb? Lol, please review. All flames will be given to General—I mean Fuhrer Roy Mustang XD
Mustang: That's right, I'm the Fuhrer in this story! XD
Ed: -rolls his eyes-
Mustang: So review this story or else! -gets ready to snap his fingers to set non-reviewing people on fire-