Ever wonder how the penguins would survive in High school? I decided to find out! Humanized.

_West Cove Plaza_

The alarm clock rang, loud and obnoxious. 16 year old, Kowalski rolled quickly out of bed, tripping first on the sheets tangled up around his feet, then over a science fair project.

The alarm continued to go off, as he scrambled to his feet and raced over to his closet.

"Shut up." he muttered at the alarm. It continued to scream.

"Why won't you turn yourself off!" Kowalski grabbed the nearest thing to him, a converse high-top, and threw it at the alarm.

"KoKo!" a voice from the kitchen yelled. "Breakfast!"

Kowalski sighed at the nickname and quickly got dressed.

"Where's my shoe?" he paused to look around.

"On your bed." a female voice said.

Kowalski startled and tripped again, this time over a pair of jeans.

"Doris." he leapt off the ground and instantly smoothed out his hair. "Uh. When did you get here?"

She laughed, "About 30 seconds ago actually, Is this a typical day?"

"No, I was up late last night," Kowalski sat on his bed and finished putting his right shoe on. "trying to finish my chemistry paper."

Doris laughed. "You need to relax and have fun sometime. Why don't you go to the football tryouts this week?"

"I don't know. I have a paper due Monday for English and-"

"Oh no! You don't have it turned in already?" Doris acted horrified.

"Actually," Kowalski picked up a folder. "It's right here."

"I'll see you at school." Doris stood up and walked out.

_Paranoia street and 3rd Ave_

Skipper slid into the drivers seat of the blue mustang and started it. He was about to leave for the track when his phone rang.

Marlene: Hey ill c u in 5:)

Skipper thought about responding but shut the idea out, Marlene was his best friend, and he had told himself a billion times that he didn't like her anymore then friendship. Curiosity and instinct got the better of him and he responded.

Skipper: Cant wait! We still on for this morning?

He put the car in drive and backed out of his driveway.

Not quite halfway to the park, Skipper's phone went off again. He ignored it, but it bothered him. Sighing, Skipper pulled into Tony's restaurant and ordered a coffee and mocha latte.

He stood at the register, waiting.

"Ok, that'll be 3.50" a female voice said.

Skipper turned around to see a girl about his age. She had dark brown, almost black hair that was just long enough to come down to her chin. She had dark blue or gray eyes, and a pretty smile.

"Oh, sure." Skipper paid for the coffee and turned to leave.

"You don't seem like the latte type." The girl teased

"It's for my girlfriend." he laughed slightly. "My friend. That's a girl."

She laughed and Skipper started for the door. Checking his phone as he went.

Marlene: Yeah. I'll be L8 2 frst clss. Showin new grl around.

Skipper responded.

Skipper: What grade?

There was no way that a new girl already had a job here. This was West Cove. Nobody got a job here.

Skipper finished the drive to the park and spotted Marlene's car parked outside. Just as he got a text message.

Marlene: Our grade. Her name is Rian.

"Hey." Marlene opened her car door and stepped out. She was wearing a pink shirt with skinny jeans and boots.

"Well, good morning sunshine." Skipper grumbled, handing her the latte.

"Thanks." Marlene smiled and took it.

"So, what's the new girl like?" he asked, as Marlene slid into the passenger seat.

"She's nice. Really smart, probably not squad material."

Skipper laughed at Marlene's nickname for the cheerleaders.

"What's she look like though?" Skipper asked, still laughing.

Marlene looked offended.

Skipper put the car into reverse and started to drive towards West Cove High School.

_United West Living Arrangements_

Rico grabbed a waffle off the counter.

"Thanks, Mom."

"What are you doing after school?" Reggie asked.

Rico shot his step father a dirty look.

"Why do you care?" Rico asked threateningly.

"You're my son,"

"Funny. Because I don't remember you being there for my birth."

"Rico." his mom hissed. "Reggie is just trying to keep you out of trouble."

"Just because I look emo doesn't mean I'm on a self-destructive path!" Rico pulled the sleeves of his sweatshirt up. "See. I'm clean. Wanna cheak my bag for crack while your interrogating me?"

"Rico!" his mother tried again to stop him.

"I'm out of here." Rico jumped over the couch and grabbed his skateboard.

He jumped the railing in the lobby and threw the skateboard on the ground, coasting towards the door. He took the long way to school. Hitting the half pipe as he went.

_West Cove High School_

It's funny how in an instant. Life can change for 4 boys. Like the instant they all met Rian Delmar.

Rian walked into the office, and looked around. There were 4 boys standing in the office.

She quickly took them all in.

The tallest one had brown hair that looked like it hadn't been brushed and glasses.

The next tallest had longer straight black hair. His left cheek was cut and still bleeding.

The shortest one had blonde hair and a British accent.

The one doing most of the arguing seemed familiar. Then it hit her. Latte dude form this morning.

"Percival." The principal asked in a calm voice. "What are you doing in here?"

The short blonde quickly answered, "I witnessed it."

The principal sighed. "Ok. Skipper. Just be more careful next time."

"What!" The boy with the cut up face screamed. "He hit me with his car!"

"It was an accident!" Latte kid shot back.

"BOYS! I will give you all detention now get out of my office and go slug it out!" The principal seemed annoyed.

Rian cleared her throat. "I'm Rian Delmar. I need-"

"Yes!" the principal threw a folder with about 50 papers in my face.

"Uhh. Ok." Rian started to pick up the papers.

The boys walked slowly around her. The tallest one dropped something.

Rian quickly grabbed her chance to make a new friend. She hurridly stacked the papers and raced after the tall kid.

"Hey." she caught his attention. "You -uh- dropped this."

"Oh thanks." he quickly took the messager from Rian. "It was supposed to be a wireless message receiver but it didn't work."

"Well, duh. The microcomputer is loose. You could tighten it down and then use the same technology to connect a TV to a remote. That would fix a lot of your problem." Rian couldn't help but talk all scientific.

"That's impossible." the brown haired kid responded.

Rian took the responder and shook it. It rattled, unusually loud.

"Oh, would you look at that." the kid took back his invention "I'm Kowalski by the way."

"I'm Rian." Rian introduced herself.

A girl with a blue dress and her blonde hair pulled into a ponytail raced up. "Hi!" she kissed Kowalski on the cheek and looked disapprovingly at Rian.

"Uh. Doris." Kowalski said quickly. "This is Rian. She just helped solve the problem with the messegers."

"Oh. Hello, Rian."

A bell rang.

"I'm gonna be late if I don't go." Kowalski looked at his watch. "See you at lunch, D. Bye Rian."

Both girls watched as Kowalski jumped down the stairs.

"He's mine, princess." Doris shot Rian a glare. "I knew him first and I don't need you ruining things. He's going to help me pass my classes."

"Your using him?" Rian asked.

"Wow. You are stupid."

"Oh, this is coming from the girl who is using her boyfriend to get better grades." Rian started walking away.

"Reeann" Another voice called out.

"It's Rian." Rian turned around to see a girl with long brown hair racing over.

"Sorry. I'm Marlene. I'm going to show you around today."

"Oh. Ok. It says I have Biology with Powers right now." Rian looked at her schedule.

"Biology?" Marlene asked.

"Double science." Rian added.

"Over achiever. Have you met Kowalski Lane yet? You two would get along great."

"They've met." Doris snapped, then turned and walked away.