Lord Boss

by navyseal33

Book one of the Popcornata. This is a parody of Lord Loss, book one of the Demonata. Note: this is not poetry, it just starts with a poem. Rated T for blood and gore, which occurs later and language . WARNING: SERIOUSLY STUPID

1. Prologue

LORD BOSS

Lord Boss sows all the popcorn of the world

Lord Boss seeds the popcorn trees

In the centre of the cinema, lowly Lord Boss munches his bread

He suddenly sees his dreams, caramelised

His eyes widening, he drops all his pies

Reaching out for the popcorn tin

He swallows the popcorn, claiming his win

In the centre of the cinema, vile Lord Boss reaches out again

Over at the front, the movie ends

Malicious Lord Boss will never again

Taste such delicious food

So he's in a darn vicious mood

And from that day on he swore

That humans will be no more

In the centre of the cinema, lush Lord Boss is all that's left