Ikuto's stomach growled at the smell of taiyoki. Mmmm yummy taiyoki. He could buy some but he didn't have enough money. He could rob the place, but for some reason, all of the stores were heavily guarded by the men in black. Have some aliens escaped? He isn't exactly human so he knows not to mess with them.
Ikuto sighted. HE NEEDS SOME FREAKING FOOD! Yoru suddenly popped out and asked, "You hungry Nyah~?" Ikuto nodded his head in response as his stomach growled once again. He wished it would rain food. That's not possible though...is it?
Yoru smiled and yelled excitedly, "HOW ABOUT SOME OF MAH POOP NYAH~?" Ikuto stared at him disgust. Yoru had already pooped on his hand and slowly approached Ikuto. "Come on nyah~ I know yoh want it nyah~"
Just then a voice called out right next to them "what?". They both looked to it and saw Amu staring at them with surprised expression.
Ikuto ran off before answering, leaving them both behind alone. Yoru smiled creepily and asked Amu, "How about some of my tasty poop?"
Amu frowned disgusted and ran after Ikuto "WAIT UP" she yelled
They both ran off into the sunset leaving an upset Yoru behind "Is my poop really that bad nyah?" He asked himself upset while tasting it. He choked on the disgusting flavor and died.
Yoru had choked on his own poop and died while Amu and Ikuto had run off into the sunset. What great people they are. Ikuto didn't even notice that his chara had died. What a nice owner. They are the nicest people on the earth.
As Ikuto and Amu ran, Ikuto stopped for a moment. Somebody was stalking them. "WHAT'S DA MATTER?" Amu yelled as snot came out of her nose. She licked it clean. "That's hot" Ikuto commented, licking his lips. "I know right" Amu said while digging her nose
"Someone is following us" Ikuto said as his ears and tails pooped out. Amu got into fighting position \(*^*(~ "howaaaa Come at me bro!" she yelled
Out of the shadow emerged a petite female. "Kehe you found me out" She laughed. "WHO THE HAY ARE YOU WOMAN?" Ikuto Yelled.
"Emily, Emily Haysack. It's surprising you already know my last name." Emily replied."WADDYA WANT WOMAN!?" Amu shouted jumping side to side. Emily looked down shyly and said "I want to eat poop...I'm hungry"
Amu looked shocked. No one but Ikuto requested that. "Emily was it? You can join us anytime!" Amu said as she pooped on the ground. "Eat up" Ikuto said smiling.
Emily bent down and started eating up the poop. It was the happiest day for her
Oh how I love the randomness. P.S Emily is mah fwend
Ikuto and Amu had made a new friend named Emily. She liked to eat Amu's poop like Ikuto did. They were the 3 best friends. They would skip together in the town like children often. When they'd meet up they'd all ways exchange poop. Ahh~ Friendship. It's a wonderful thing
"What's up nyan~" A voice out of nowhere said. Amu, Ikuto and Emily looked over to it. It was a chara with a purple dress and purple ears and tail. "WHO ARE YOU, WOMAN?" Amu asked getting into a fighting position. It could have been a spy from the men in black! "I'm Misaki Nyan~ I'm Emily's chara nyan~" she replied
"YOU TRAITOR!" Ikuto suddenly said and stormed off. "whats up with him?" Emily asked, picking her nose.
Amu slapped Emily and cried. "YOU NEVER TOLD US YOU HAD A CHARA!"
Emily looked at Amu at confusion as she stormed off too. She did tell them. She told them 50 years ago, in their previous life!"Whats wrong with my friends?"Emily cried on her hands.
She didn't want to live in this cruel, confusing world anymore so she hung herself like a normal person would.
That way all their problems were solved. Ikuto and Amu got happily married...to a chicken. They forgot all about Emily and went on with their happy, feathery life.