"Human Speech"
'Human Thought'
'Pokemon Speech'
"Pokemon Thought"
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Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon, nor One Piece. If I did there would already be a legit crossover.
Prolouge
It was a strangely cloudy day in the Sinnoh region. Strange indeed, as not a drop of rain had fallen since the clouds had appeared- over two weeks ago. The cover of steely grey clouds, reminiscent of steel wool, hung heavy on the minds of everyone underneath. The pokemon had been unusually quiet since the clouds had arrived, and even the Beedrills and Ariados weren't causing a ruckus. The entire region could feel it in the air. It was almost as if time itself was holding its breath. Waiting. Something was about to happen. Something that would change this world forever.
On another planet, somewhere in the Grand Line...
A beautifully made ship with a lion figurehead was currently bobbing like a cork in high waves, fighting against typhoon winds and sheetlike rain. A rapidly fluttering black flag marked it as a pirate ship. The grinning jolly roger wearing a straw hat painted on the sail confirmed it as the Thousand Sunny, the ship of the infamous Straw Hat Pirates, a good natured pirate crew with a total bounty of over 600 million berries.
"What the hell is going on with this storm?!" Shouted a rather frightened looking young man with an unusually long nose. This is Usopp, also known as 'Sniperking' (a title given to himself), the crew's resident sniper and chronic liar; with a bounty of 30 million berries.
"How should I know!" Replied a small humanoid reindeer like creature wearing a pink top hat, whom, like his companion, was currently holding onto the ship's railing for dear life. This is 'cotton candy lovin' Tony-Tony Chopper, a reindeer human hybrid (thanks to a zoan type devil fruit), and the crew's doctor; with a bounty of a measly 50 berries.
"Quit whinin' and start helpin'! We need to get ready for a Coup De Burst!" Hollered a large man with a metal nose and a light blue pompadour, who was currently wearing nothing but an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and what looked like a speedo. This is 'Cyborg' Franky, formerly known as Cutty Flam, the crew's shipwright and inventor; with a bounty of 44 million berries.
"Don't be stupid! Even with a Coup De Burst we won't make it! The storm is just too big!" Snapped another young man with longish blond hair that hid one eye, and an oddly curly eyebrow over his visible one. This is 'Black Leg' Sanji, also known as 'Mr. Prince', the ship's chef and self proclaimed ladies man; with a bounty of 77 million berries.
"What do you think is the cause of this storm Miss. Navigator? Perhaps a seaking of some kind? It truly does not seem to be natural." A tall, beautiful, woman with long black hair questioned; remarkably calm for the situation. This is 'Demon Child' Nico Robin, the crew's archeologist; with a bounty of 80 million berries.
"You're right about that Robin, this storm is just too strange to be natural, even for the grand line! But I have no idea what could be causing it, these currents and wind patterns make no sense!" A younger girl with shorter orange hair replied, shouting to be heard over the wind. This is 'cat burglar' Nami, the crew's navigator and resident thief; with a bounty of 16 million berries.
"Yohohoho! It is quite odd isn't it? Though it is quite refreshing to feel the rain on my skin, except I don't have any! Yohohoho, SKULL JOKE!" Laughed an oddly cheery skeleton with an afro and a top hat. This is 'Dry Bones' Brook- also known as 'The Humming Swordsman', user of the revive-revive fruit, the crew's musician and living halloween decoration; with a bounty of 33 million berries.
"HEY GUYS! LOOK OVER THERE! THAT THING LOOKS AWESOME! LET'S SAIL OVER THERE!" Shouted a young man with incredibly messy black hair and a straw hat, currently sitting on the lion's head, pointing excitedly somewhere off into the storm. This is the one and only 'Straw Hat' Luffy, an easily distracted rubber man with a bottomless pit for a stomach; who is, surprisingly enough, the ship's captain with a bounty of 300 million berries.
"What 'thing'? All I see are clouds and the ocean." Stated a rather gruff swordsman with light green hair and three katanas at his waist. This is 'Pirate Hunter' Roronoa Zoro, former bounty hunter, and the crew's first mate and swordsman; with a bounty of 120 million berries. "Hey Usopp! Can you see what the captain's yelling about?"
"TOO BUSY NOT DYING!"
The swordsman sighed. Honestly, Usopp really needed to learn how to stay calm under pressure. Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on your point of view, the 'Thing' Luffy had seen earlier was quite a bit closer than he'd expected.
In fact, the Sunny was headed straight for it.
"HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!" Nami screamed.
"Ahem… Would someone mind explaining, WHY THERE IS A FREAKING HOLE IN THE SKY?!
"Shit."
"EHHHH?!"
"..."
"Yohohoho!"
"I don't know how, but this is probably your fault Moss-head.""
"ALRIGHT! ADVENTURE!"
"... Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you people."
"NAMI! GET US OUT OF HERE!"
"I can't. The Sunny can't turn fast enough. We'll be sucked in."
"We're gonna die. Goodbye cruel world."
"QUIT BEIN' SO MELODRAMATIC."
"WOO HOO! YEAH!"
"SHUT UP YOU MORON!"
On that note, accompanied by insane laughter by Luffy and screams from everyone else, the Thousand Sunny and the Straw Hats were sent hurling into the tear in the sky. As the last of the ship passed through, the gap sealed shut in a flash of light and the storm completely vanished, as if it had never been there in the first place.
Look out pokemon world, the Straw Hats have arrived.
So, what do you think? Any good?
The next chapter will be quite a bit longer, as this is just the prolouge.
Next time on General Chaos: 'Crash-Landing From the Sky, the Chef and the Professor! Just What is a Pokemon Anyway!?'