Miley Get your Gum: How It Should Have Ended

by Captain fstarlet

This is basically a YTP YouTube Poop only in writing. It's a crackfic. Good luck, trying not to laugh. I was LMAO trying to write it. Enjoy!

Miley Get Your Gum: How It Should Have Ended

Hi, guys! The Captain is BACK! I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while. Anyways, I follow the copyrights of Hannah Montana. This is basically a YTP (YouTube Poop), only in writing. In other words, it's a crackfic. Enjoy! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, action!

Mr. Dontzig was walking through the Stewart's gates. He didn't look impressed. "Stewart, what is one of your IHORPWAFAS doing in my hot tub?" Mr. Dontzig asked to Robby Ray and Jackson. "I dunno. Maybe it wanted to par-tay!" Robby Ray said. Robby Ray and Jackson quickly hand-danced, as if partying. Mr. Dontzig looked furious on the outside, but he was just about to ROFL on the inside. He turned his back on Robby and Jackson, giggling silently.

"Oh, come on, Dontzig, we're just trying to be hairy nachos!" Robby said. Dontzig turned around and saw Robby and Jackson in nacho suits with big black ropes hanging off them all over. Would the black ropes be hairs? Dontzig, trying not to LOL, pulled a serious face and said. "Thanks, but I hate nachos. Especially hairy." Dontzig then pointed at Robby and Jackson and said, "Exhibit A." This was simply too much.

Jackson then came up with an idea. "Hey, Dad, you ever thought of booting him?" Jackson asked Robby. "What?" Robby Ray said. What was booting. "All right, Dontzig, turn around." Jackson instructed Dontzig. Dontzig did turn around, trying not to crack up. Jackson then kicked him so hard, that he flew up in the air and soared back next door.

"How about a slice of toast, for good times sake?" Robby Ray asked. "After dressing up as hairy nachos, and booting Dontzig, all you think about is toast? I quote the Big Bang Theory: Bazinga!" Jackson said. They both ROFLd, still in their hairy nacho suits. Then they just walked inside, and tokk off their hairy nacho suits, and sat on the couch and watched the Lakers game, thinking that it was good that Miley and Lilly weren't there.

THE END

So, did you like it? Quick question that I would love to hear your answers to. What would you do in a situation like this? I would like to know and PLEASE REVIEW!

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Sincerely,

Captain fstarlet.