Observations About…
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Observation Set One: Small Children Shows
Enjoy this part rent, part parody set of segments.
Observation one: the solutions is plain as day and there is not a need to spend 30 minutes to an hour on it.
Example one: Super Why!
Keep trying!
Speak louder although you had already to the girl, in a loud voice, that you do not want to where a bucket on your head!
Tell the truth!
Be a delusional level of positive so that people will play with you and except you into society since you are living in a bubble just like they are!
Example two: Strawberry Shortcake
It is not okay to let your friends run all over you and force you to do all the work in a group project!
Somebody should keep maintenance on roads and bridges, like everybody else is in their respective professions! Lazy road workers, sign fixers, and bridge repairmen!
Stop being rude and running over your host, it is not funny! It is fucking annoying and I am surprised that strawberry did not kick you out sooner, you stupid lady bug twins that should know better.
Example three: Sesame Street
The opening skits are always contrived!
What the letter and the number are of the day are hinted at not too long after the introduction skit!
Fairies are not very bright and elmo always sings the elmos' world song at the end of his segment!
Observation two: They always do something unnecessary to get the solution
Super Why!: Look in a book that is named a name that does not match the actual story!
Strawberry Shortcake: Let's ask my friends who have given me bad advice before and do not listen to anything I have to say half the time!
Sesame Street: I knew I should have done that in the first place, instead of whatever the hell it is I did.
Last observation of this segment: They do not know that they knew the answer all along.
Super Why!: Oh no, the people in this book have the same problem as me! Better solve their problem and unknowingly solve my problem in the process! Why are we even in this book collecting super letters?!
Strawberry Shortcake: I know I should do this but it will make my friends unhappy! My solution is to do the opposite of what I should do in order to learn a lesson that I already know!
Sesame Street: you already know the word of the day, the letter of the day, and the number of the day! Why are you still watching this?!
That is the end of this segment. Next segment is Sponge Bob, South Park, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.