Dumb Marauder
James
Her name is Evans,
I have a dream about her,
She's from heaven,
Got potions in half an hour,
Oh how she rocks,
In Gryffindor socks,
But she doesn't like who I am,
And she doesn't give a damn about me,
'Cos I'm just a dumb marauder, baby,
Yeah I'm just a dumb marauder, baby.
Talk about prefect duties baby with me,
Oooooo
Snivellus, the dick,
He wants her in Slytherin,
So I have to kick,
His arse every time I see him,
Throw him around,
Turn him upside down,
But this makes her hate who I am,
So she doesn't give a damn about me,
'Cos I'm just a dumb marauder baby,
Yeah, I'm a just a dumb marauder baby,
Come and try flying broomsticks baby, with me.
Remus, Sirius and Peter
Oh yeah, Head Boy, no, she doesn't know what she's missing,
Oh yeah, Head Boy, no she doesn't know what she's missing,
James
Man I feel like mould,
It's Ball night and I am lonely,
Low and Behold,
She's walking over to me,
This must be fake,
My lip starts to shake,
Does she now like, who I am?
And does she now give a damn about me?
Lily
I've got two tickets to Quidditch World Cup, baby,
Come with me summer, don't say maybe,
I'm just a Hogwarts prefect baby,
Like you,
Oooooo
Sirius, Remus & Peter
Oh yeah, Evans, Can you see what you've been missing?
Oh yeah, Head Boy, now she knows what she's been missing.