Disclaimer: This is what you get if you blend Den-O, Wizard of Oz and Alice in Wonderland with added madness and sugar inputted into my brain. I don't own them and they belong to their respective creators.

Chapter One: Into the Rabbit Hole

On the idyllic, yet somewhat boring fields of er…Tokyo, there lies a young woman named Hana, who is not probably asleep, as she was too busy punching at a random guy that wants to hit on her. Then suddenly, out of the blue, she saw a young man. Except that young man had rabbit ears as white as snow and he dressed, well normally. He did not stood up and his face was facing on the ground. Literally.

Hana, looked like she felt sorry for this unlucky rabbit guy, came up to him, helping him to sit up and before long, he got his conscious back.

"Oh, thank you very much, young miss." He said politely, until he realised he was missing something as he checked his pockets and started worry quickly. "ARGH! MY POCKETWATCH! Where is it?! Where is it?!"

"Eh?" Hana stared at him.

"Oh, have you seen my pocketwatch?! Oh, man! My luck is really bad when I lose it!"

"Excuse me, but what's your name?"

"Oh, er…my name's Ryotaro."

"Okay, Ryotaro. I'll find your pocketwatch."

"Really? Thank you very much!"

And with hours of searching, Hana found Ryotaro's pocketwatch (ironically, it was inside on one of his jeans pocket for some odd reason), the young man with unlimited horrendous amount of luck and bad karma looked at his pocket watch and was horrified that he was already late for his work.

"Oh no!" He bowed quickly to Hana and in his panicked state and rushed somewhere, leaving his last words on his way. "I'm sorry that I wasted your time, Hana-san, but I've got to go! I got this appointment that I have to go! I'm really sorry!"

As for Hana, however, she wondered why Ryotaro the bunny boy left is such a hurry, but because her curiosity gets the better or her, she decides that following him would not be such a bad idea after all.

Within an exhausting three hours of following that bunny boy, Hana had ended up in this ridiculously rabbit hole, which was for some silly reason that there were rumours inside the neighbourhood that a giant rabbit-look-a-like monster had landed in the middle of suburb Tokyo, digging a really great hole that was nearly fifty-thousand feet below of something, before being obliterated by some Superhero Sentai Whateveranger© or something. But enough about that, in order to make this long chapter short, Hana was pulled by strange forces, through a really-hard-to-see fishing line, with a funny-looking peach as a bait and then within a few seconds, she landed on a strange place, which looks more like a café based on her view, where she was greeted by this young woman giving her a cup of coffee(?), who dressed up as a maid that can be seen in many Cosplay cafes in Tokyo and the rest of Japan, though South Korea was a total failure when it opened one.

"I finally found you!" The young woman in a Cosplay maid dress smiled as she was giving this questionable cup of coffee to Hana. "You're my first ever customer – besides that old man - who has entered my café and also the Chosen One to save my kingdom!"

Hana, however, was still as confused as ever and asked her, "Er, excuse me, but who the hell are you; where am I and why I am the Chosen One to save your kingdom?"

"Oh, yeah! I forgot to introduce myself! I'm Naomi, Queen of the Kingdom of Café Caffeine and you're the Chosen One, because you discovered a place of where no human has actually stepped foot on this before!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"

And thus, this is where the weirdness begins and sanity begins to decrease. Steadily as this fanfiction goes.

Author's Note: Whee! Look at me! I'm breaking the convential fourth wall on the rules on writing fanfiction!

Momotaros: Oh crap! The author's on sugar again! Hey, bear boy! Do something!

Kintaros: Zzz…

Momotaros: Oh, fine! I'll just do the author's note that was written ages ago, before smelly flower woman went insane. Let's see…

"Thanks for reading this fanfiction. Man! I haven't even written a fanfiction, since, well ages ago. The fact that I haven't written fanfiction for a long time was due to exams, coursework and of course, putting lots of fanart on my dA site. University work doesn't count, though I'm not pretty sure why. And then there are some personal matters, but that's another subject I'm not going to talk about.

So what's my main inspiration behind this fanfiction? Well, I was sort of new to this Tokusatsu genre and then I watched Kamen Rider Den-O (which I'm still watching, even now). Because of Den-O's storyline, characters and of course, the writing itself, I wrote this fanfiction to spread my love for this series more than Kabuto (I wish Sephiroth would just pop out of nowhere and stabbed Tendou in the back for being the rudest main character in the world and even Yuri Hyuga wouldn't have that attitude, even though he's more of an anti-hero in the first two Shadow Hearts games).

Well, this chapter is just the beginning, so make sure not to miss out on Hana's further 'mis'-adventures on the next few chapters, otherwise you'll be crying to…"

Oh crap!

Kintaros: Did someone say 'cry'?

A.N.: Sorry about that. Now any review and comment would be fine, but I don't want to hear those flames or those hardcore ones, where someone says that Kabuto is better than Den-O or something. It's like comparing Final Fantasy VII and VIII all over again!