The 12 Days of Hogswatch
On the first day of Hogswatch, the Hogfather brought me,
A giant turtle named A'Tuin.
On the second day of Hogswatch, the Hogfather brought me,
Two Deaths a-wandering,
And a giant turtle named A'Tuin.
On the third day of Hogswatch, the Hogfather brought me,
Three witches scolding,
Two Deaths a-wandering,
And a giant turtle named A'Tuin.
On the fourth day of Hogswatch, the Hogfather brought me,
Four elephants,
Three witches scolding,
Two Deaths a-wandering,
And a giant turtle named A'Tuin.
On the fifth day of Hogswatch, the Hogfather brought me,
Millennium hand and shrimp! (Buggerit!)
Four elephants,
Three witches scolding,
Two Deaths a-wandering,
And a giant turtle named A'Tuin.
On the sixth day of Hogswatch, the Hogfather brought me,
Six watchmen watching,
Millennium hand and shrimp! (Buggerit!)
Four elephants,
Three witches scolding,
Two Deaths a-wandering,
And a giant turtle named A'Tuin.
On the seventh day of Hogswatch, the Hogfather brought me,
Seven thieves a-stealing,
Six watchmen watching,
Millennium hand and shrimp! (Buggerit!)
Four elephants,
Three witches scolding,
Two Deaths a-wandering,
And a giant turtle named A'Tuin.
On the eighth day of Hogswatch, the Hogfather brought me,
Eight bumbling wizzards,
Seven thieves a-stealing,
Six watchmen watching,
Millennium hand and shrimp! (Buggerit!)
Four elephants,
Three witches scolding,
Two Deaths a-wandering,
And a giant turtle named A'Tuin.
On the ninth day of Hogswatch, the Hogfather brought me,
Nine dried frog pills,
Eight bumbling 'wizzards',
Seven thieves a-stealing,
Six watchmen watching,
Millennium hand and shrimp! (Buggerit!)
Four elephants,
Three witches scolding,
Two Deaths a-wandering,
And a giant turtle named A'Tuin.
On the tenth day of Hogswatch, the Hogfather brought me,
10 FTB's,
Nine dried frog pills,
Eight bumbling 'wizzards',
Seven thieves a-stealing,
Six watchmen watching,
Millennium hand and shrimp! (Buggerit!)
Four elephants,
Three witches scolding,
Two Deaths a-wandering,
On the eleventh day of Hogswatch, the Hogfather brought me,
Eleven Klatchian camels,
10 FTB's,
Nine dried frog pills,
Eight bumbling 'wizzards',
Seven thieves a-stealing,
Six watchmen watching,
Millennium hand and shrimp! (Buggerit!)
Four elephants,
Three witches scolding,
Two Deaths a-wandering,
And a giant turtle named A'Tuin.
On the twelfth day of Hogswatch, the Hogfather brought me,
Twelve(-hundred!) 'Feegles fighting,
Eleven Klatchian camels,
10 FTB's,
Nine dried frog pills,
Eight bumbling 'wizzards',
Seven thieves a-stealing,
Six watchmen watching,
Millennium hand and shrimp! (Buggerit!)
Four elephants,
Three witches scolding,
Two Deaths a-wandering,
And a giant turtle named A'Tuin.