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HELLO ONE AND ALL!

Currently, The person typing is QueenOfFanFicWorldLoveGunner.

Quickly posting all my sissies stories up for her. So I can get them off MY THANG. XD

Let me cater 2 u, cuz babeh dis is ur day, ur all I wan in a man, you hold my life in yo' handz~

XD My sissy's old 'Akatsuki Camping' story we both kept forgetting about. Because I just had to make her a Akatard like me. XD

SO WIF OUT FURTHER AHDOO-DOO~ Akatsuki Camping by DragonSummoner888!

-Chapter one: Akatsuki for Breakfast-

One morning Deidara woke up, he growled rolling out of bed, he got up, got dressed, and went outside into the Akatsuki Kitchen and saw Sasori sitting at the table reading a paper,

"Ugh! Sasori-No-Danna why didn't you wake me up! hng!" He whined,

"Because, dear Deidara. I would like just one morning where your not complaining." He replied

"My COMPLAINING!" Deidara screamed

This resulted in him wakeing up the rest of the Akatsuki. But Kisame and Itachi were the only ones who bothered to stumble out of their bedrooms. But of course Tobi came in skipping. But anyway-

Kisame groaned "What's all the yelling about?"

But Itachi quickly replied for him: " Kisame, you know this is their daily argument agenda,"

"Ahhh, yes, the 'agenda' " Kisame grinned,

"What was that Uchiha?" Deidara yelled,

Tobi Itachi and Kisame simply ignored him and sat down at the table.

"Deidara-Sempai!" Tobi cooed,

"Yes Tobi? hn," Deidara growled at him sitting down also,

"What'er we haveing for breakfast?"

"How should I know?"

"Well, Konan's still asleep and your the closest thing to a girl in this room," Tobi replied,

Deidara growled once again and they all sat in silence for a few minutes, but then the rest of the Akatsuki dragged themselfs out of their rooms and to sit at the table,

"Konan what's for breakfast?" Tobi asked

"... Pancakes?"

"Yay! Pancakes!" Tobi jumped up and down in his seat,

After Kakuzu was forced to make the pancakes, Pain said "I have a announcement everyone,"

"Nobody in hell cares," Hidan grumbled stuffing the pancakes in his mouth,

"It's a mission the Hokage is sending us on,"

"What does that bimbo want now? hng," Deidara growled,

"Lady Tsunade wishes for us to go into the woods to make sure all the animals arn't getting into trouble, mainly the concern is the fact that there was a large fight in the woods and she's worried the wildlifes habitat might have been damaged by the scuffle,"

"She allowed a fight to get so close?" Sasori asked looking up from his paper for the first time,

"Actually, It was Naruto and Sasuke-Kun having another lovers querill," Itachi explained,

"None the less, she wants us to stay a month deep in the woods," Pain finished,

"So then that means a camping trip!" Tobi gleed,

"Shiiiit," Hidan whined,

"Shut up, no appliences, no spending money, not even sewage bills!" Kakuzu started getting excited,

-Later

They packed up everything they'd need and headed for the destination, "WAHOOOOO! camping trip!" Tobi yelled,

Deidara kicked him (in the head) "Shut up Tobi! hn, your making too much noise!"

"Hmmmm, but Deidara-Sempai yells too,"

"He's got a point," Sasori chuckled walking past the two, he was inside Hiruko and was therefore creeping past them,

Deidara stared after Sasori, turning three shades of red in anger,

"We're almost there everyone, keep a look out, and Tobi, do stop yelling so much, we want the animals to be near us," Pain announced

"Woukays Leader-Sama,"

They got there and set up camp, this involved much of Hidan's curseing, some bleeding injuries and at least three explosions, but by sunset they had everything set up.

"Alright, now I want us all to get up early tomarrow so let's turn in for the night,"

Everyone shrugged (and some limped) into their tents to sleep/read the night away,

-The next day

"Yaaaaaaaaawn," Kisame worked his way of the the tent that was way too small for him AND Itachi to have, he looked out at the area as Itachi came out also,

"...Well this doesn't seem too good," Itachi said matter-of-factly

After them was Sasori, Kakuzu and Pain, all leaving their partners inside to keep sleeping, they looked out infront of them and the entire lot they'd set up was covored with foxes and racoons, eating their supplies, the little animals quickly ran away leaveing the group there,

Tobi came out just as they're leaveing, "Ohmygosh it's the bijuu! I'll get them!" Tobi ran out and began chaseing the little animals in vain. His screeching and cheers brought Deidara out of his tent,

"... Okay, I'm just going to say now, HIDAN was in charge of the food, hnn,"

"Hi-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

-End Chapter-

XD ROFL She's ridiculous.

Go ahead and tell her if you don't like it, but don't flame plz, she's sensitive and always complains to me.

I wrote the last bit because she didn't know how to end it and I like to make retarded jokes. XD

ENJOY!