(Dedicated to my friend, AkiraDawn. Who gave me this wonderful idea. Check out her Akatsuki stories sometime!)

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, kay?

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It was July 23rd. Sasuke Uchiha's 13th birthday. Sasuke didn't like his birthday very much because of the presents. Every girl in Konoha waited outside his door in the morning until he woke up. Then they bombarded him with their presents. One time, Hinata was there. And you thought Hinata liked Naruto…

But this morning Sasuke was ready. He had gotten up and stood in front of his door with a kunai.

"Fangirls…The stupid Fangirls…" He muttered to himself and opened the door slightly.

"…?" No fangirls? There we no fangirls there…yet, at least. Sasuke opened the door fully and put his kunai back in the pouch. He checked all the way around the house. The roof, the trees… Still no one. Anywhere. This hadn't ever happened before…

A sudden woosh of red, white and black caught Sasuke's eye. He spun around and saw my number one favorite person, Uchiha Itachi. Missing Nin of the Hidden Leaf Village…

" Uchiha Itachi!" Sasuke pulled out his kunai again and activated the Sharingan. "I will kill you!"

Itachi raised an eyebrow. He shrugged and kicked Sasuke against the nearest tree.

"…I'm just here to deliver your present, Sasuke-chan…" Itachi walked up to the so-called Avenger and wrapped his hand around his neck and ducked his head to whisper in his ear.

"You'll never be as sexy as me, Sasuke…" And he dropped a small wrapped package and disapeered in a puff of smoke. Sasuke's jaw dropped and he picked up the Akatsuki-cloud-patterened box. He walked inside and threw the present on the table.

Sasuke kicked off his sandals and rubbed his neck lightly. Itachi's ring had left a little red mark. He decided to forget about it and sat in the chair.

What if there was a bomb inside the package? Since this was Sasuke were talking about, he opened it anyway.

There was a small piece of folded white paper dotted with Uchiha fans on it inside. Sasuke raised his eyebrow and picked up the piece of paper.

He unfolded it and read the contents. It said "You'll never be as sexy as me, Sasuke" on it. Like what Itachi said before.

Sasuke ripped up the note and raised his head screaming "ITACHIIIIII!" for the next 4 minutes.

Another reason why Sasuke hated his birthday….