A/N: this isn't Christmas but its the only chance I'll get to post it, Early merry Christmas! Also, if you want to write anything based off the manuals feel free to do so as long as i get some credit for thewhole manual thing! Enjoy!
Avengers Meet Your Units
It was just a normal day in the Avengers tower. Thor was being a weird Asgardian, Hawkeye and Natasha were sitting in a dark corner while watching everyone, Steve was in the gym training, Bruce was in his lab, and Tony was surfing the Internet," Whoa, hey guys check this out, 'Avengers Units from the Skyward Units Company'," Tony called as he strode into the common room," What's a unit?" Natasha asked, raising an eyebrow. Tony shrugged then clicked on the link," Uh, I think it's a living doll," he said nervously, sitting down on the couch. Thor, Hawkeye, and Natasha all walked up behind Tony and read what was on the screen," WHAT THE?"" HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?"" What does length mean?" Tony simply gaped at the screen," Sir, should I call in Dr. Banner and Captain Rogers?" JARVIS asked. Tony nodded," Yeah, I think they need to see this," he stated simply, still staring at the screen.
A few minutes later, Steve and Bruce burst in looking worried," What happened?""Is Loki attacking?" Tony closed his eyes and turned the screen of his laptop towards them. Steve cocked his head to one side and stepped forward to get a better look," Wha-! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!" he shouted, ripping the laptop out of Tony's hands," Units for Director Fury and Maria Hill coming soon, check out the other Avengers units? Steve Rogers... HOW DO THESE PEOPLE KNOW THAT?!" Bruce took the laptop and clicked on another link," Bruce Banner...! I'm not reading this crap. Who came up with this?" he asked in a deadly calm tone. All of the Avengers shrank back into a huddle," I don't know, ask Stark!" Hawkeye said, pointing at the billionaire. Bruce glared at Tony who gulped nervously," I don't know either, JARVIS run a quick search on this site!" he yelped. A few seconds later the AI responded," A young woman by the name of Sky Waters is the creator of the site. Apparently this site is very popular amongst fans of the Avengers." Suddenly, the far east wall exploded and a certain villain with a cow helmet walked in," Hello mortals, are you prepared to die?" he asked viciously. "Go away Loki, we're dealing with a very severe problem. One that apparently involves you too," Tony sighed, typing away on his laptop which he had managed to snatch away from Bruce. Loki raised an eyebrow," What do you mean by problem?" he asked cautiously. "THIS WOMAN IS SELLING CLONES OF US! NO ONE IS SAFE. EVERYONE IS AT RISK! THIS CHICK IS CRAZY!" Tony yelled, showing Loki the manual for his unit. Then in a flash of light, a group of girls appeared in the middle of the common room," Sky, this isn't the base floor!" one of the girls shouted and a tall brunette girl with bright green streaks in her hair stepped forward," Nope, this is the common room. Hello everyone, my name is Sky Waters, leader of the eighth division in the Fangirl Relic Retrieval Force. I was wondering if you could help us locate a specific item of great value," she stated smoothly, smirking viciously at them all.
A/N: Yup, this was a short little story, but I am experiencing writers block at the moment. And you can expect a new story up on New Year's! I'm also getting started on a Hobbit fanfic! Review and tell me if you want an OC in the Avengers story!