Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.
Sugar and Spice
Sam Puckett enter a building in LA. On this day there will be a special auction for rare celebrity-owned items and such.
Usually regular people would not be invited to bid, but Sam traded something for a ticket.
"Nice." says Sam as she take a seat.
"Alright, people. Item number 77 A is a leather bra worn by none other than the absolutely amazing Beyoncé. Let's start bidding at 400 bucks." says the auctioneer, a man named Roger Tamias.
Sam's not interested in this so she doesn't bid on it.
"500." says a girl.
"We've got 500...500. Anyone who wanna bid higher?" says the auctioneer.
"Oh, yeah! 651." says another girl.
"There we have 651, someone with a better bid...?" says the auctioneer.
"770." says a guy.
Sam wear a tight red t-shirt, dark skinny jeans and black shoes.
The girl who at first bid 651 now bid 800, getting the bra from Beyoncé.
"Next up's item number 78 A. An electric guitar that's been used by the famous Ozzy Osbourne. The guitar's a 1982 Gibson Explorer that has been custom-painted with red and black flame artwork." says the auctioneer.
This is one of the items Sam want.
Sam has saved up a larger amount of money so she might be able to get it.
"800 bucks." says Sam as she hold up her hand, wanting to win the bidding.
No one else seem interested.
This is a surprise to Sam who thought at least a few others would try to bid as well, but Sam is the only one.
"Mr Osbourne's guitar goes to the blonde woman for 800 dollars." says the auctioneer.
20 minutes later, Sam is very happy as she leave the auction hall with her new guitar in her left hand.
"Awesome. I never really thought I'd get this thing." says Sam with a sweet smile.
The next day, once back home, Sam hook up the guitar to her best amp and play a short song.
"Oh, yeah! Fucking amazing." says a happy Sam with a bright sexy smile.
Sam wear a pink tight t-shirt, tight black leather pants and white socks.
"I'm such a cool badass chick." says Sam.
2 days later.
"Where did you get this guitar?" says Freddie Benson.
"Don't ya touch. And I bought it an auction." says Sam.
"Okay." says Freddie.
"It is Ozzy Osbourne's guitar." says Sam.
"I knew I'd seen that thing somewhere." says Freddie.
"Since when do ya listen to such music, dork?" says Sam.
"C'mon, I've been a fan of Ozzy Osbourne for years." says Freddie.
"Really? Nice." says Sam.
"Yeah, Sam." says Freddie.
"Alright then. Let's see what ya know." says Sam as she grab another white electric guitar and hand it to Freddie. "Play an Ozzy Osbourne thing."
"Sure." says Freddie as he hook up the guitar to an amp and play an Ozzy Osbourne style solo.
"Not bad. You are a fan. Cool." says Sam.
"Thanks, girl." says Freddie.
Sam suddenly feel a bit attracted to Freddie.
"Just remember that this ya only get once." says Sam as she give Freddie a sexy kiss.
"Uh...thanks...nice..." says Freddie, getting turned on.
"Smile!" says a happy Carly Shay as she use her phone to take a photo of Sam kissing Freddie.
The End.