Astrid's come backs
Snotlout: Where have you been all my life?
Astrid: Hiding from you.
Snotlout: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Astrid: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Snotlout: Is this seat empty?
Astrid: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Snotlout: Your place or mine?
Astrid: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Snotlout: So, what do you do for a living?
Astrid: I'm a female impersonator.
Snotlout: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Astrid: Do not enter.
Snotlout: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Astrid: Unfertilized.
Snotlout: Your body is like a temple.
Astrid: Sorry, there are no services today.
Snotlout: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Astrid: But would you stay there?
Snotlout: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Astrid: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Snotlout: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Astrid: Really, I'd put f and u together
Snotlout: Your eyes they're amazing.
Astrid: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing