Remember me? IM Akira! Okay this story is about Shintaro and four animals living together… and how it started

Does not contain lemon, sorry fangirls…


Shintaro was on his way home from school and heard a speaking voice, it was a Dog. It was barking to him "I was once a frog, but now I'm a dog. Kiss me and I will turn into a handsome prince and live with you forever." Shintaro put a leash on the dog and walks home. On the way home the dog kept barking to kiss him so that he would turn into a handsome prince and stay with him but was ignored.

Shintaro heard another voice on the way home, it was a snake. It slithered "hey there sexy, why not ask for a wish and I will turn into a gorgeous undertaker and pleasure you every day" shintaro took out his bottle of cola, drank it clean and puts the snake in the bottle. The snake keeps slithering for Shintaro's wish so he can turn into a gorgeous Undertaker and pleasure him but was also ignored.

Shintaro then, hears another voice on the way home. It was a cat, it meowed to him "Hello there cutie, why not you show me some sexy pose and I'll transform into an attractive Elf and keep you company until you die?" Shintaro takes a cage beside a box in the corner of the building and puts the cat in the cage. The cat meowed to do what he told Shintaro to do but same as the rest ignored.

Shintaro again hears another voice. This time it was an artic fox. It howled "excuse me sir, will you unchain me from this chains? As a reward I will turn into a young man and help you always" Shintaro just took the chain and brings the artic fox as well. The fox howled for him to just unleash him from the chain so he can be free but was also, like all the others, ignored.

All the animals kept making noise and Shintaro can't take it anymore. "I'm a very busy NEET; I don't have time for a prince, an Undertaker, an Elf or a Helper. But as for talking pets, well that's cool. So please shut up".


and so, they lived together forever!