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YO! Seirasu here! lol well this is my new story. xp It also takes place in an alternate world. lol Im a big Temari and Shikamaru fan. xp well please read and review. Well hope you enjoy. xp
Romace Is Comedy. Or Is it?
"God, another boring day of school..." sighed a blonde haired girl, walking into a class room.
Temari Sabaku was a 17 year old girl who lived in San Jose, Californina. She had blonde hair that was pulled back into four spiky pony tails. She moved to the United States at age five. She orginally lived in Japan until the death of her father who was killed by her crazy younger brother, Garra. And so Temari was forced to move to America with her mother. Because of her early movement to the U.S. She was not able to absorb any knowledge of her Japanese cluture, including her language. She did not even remember her life back in Japan. It was all a blur to her.
Temari sat down in her sit and laid her head on her desk. "Maybe Ill sleep through the entire lesson again today." yawned the blonde haired girl. "I wish something would happen. Somthing to make my life much more exciting." Not knowing it. Temari was going to have her wish come true. Wether she wanted it to happen or not.
"Class take your sits please." said a white-haired man. "We got ourselves a new transfer student. His name is Shikamaru Nara." Something made Temari look up from her nap as she looked up to see a boy who was about age 15. He had black hair that was pulled up into a spiky pony tail. He had a bored I-Dont-Care type of look on his face, as he walked into the class. Somthing seemed familiar about this guy, thought Temari.
"Mr. Nara transfered here all the way from Japan. He may look to young to be in our grade, but this boy is a genius that has an IQ over 200." praised Kakashi. The whole class seemed impressed by this as well. "Well Shikamaru. Please tell us a little about yourselves."
"Sigh, If I must..." groaned the black haired boy. "Well my names Shikamaru Nara. I like cloud watching, reading manga, and sleeping. I dislike people who talk to much, mostly talkitive girls. And my dream is to die and become a cloud in my after life." said Shikamaru lazily, looking out the window, staring to the clouds that drifted by.
The whole class was quiet. They all had the same thing in there minds. "This is a genius????"
"Well... Your an interesting person..." said Kakashi unassuringly. " You may take your seat now. Umm... Lets see... Ah! There you may sit next to Temari." explained the white haired man, pointing at the enmty sit next to the blonde. Shikamaru gave his trademark sigh "troublesome" as he walked to the sit next to the blonde haired girl.
"Hi." greeted Temari, happily.
Shikamaru ignored her, taking out his notebooks, and began to take notes on Kakashi's usual lecture.
"Hey! I just said "hi" to you!" yelled Temari, which made the entire class freeze and look up at the standing blonde.
"So...?" asked Shikamaru lazily, not even bothering to look up.
"Well, its at at least polite to say "hi" back!" answered the blonde.
"What if I dont wanna?" asked Shikamaru, still writing in his notebook, not looking at Temari.
The blonde was now pissed off at the boy sitting next to her.
"Please take your sit Temari." said Kakashi softly.
"Oh... Ok." blushed Temari sitting plopping back down to her seat, noticing that everyone was staring at her. Including Shikamaru. "Your mean." whispered the blonde.
"Who said I was nice?" asked Shikamaru, continuing to stare at her.
"... What?" asked Temari.
"Nothing." said Shikamaru still staring at her.
"Then why are you still staring at me?" asked the blonde, starting to get pissed off again.
"Your Japanese, right?"
"Yea... So?"
"What part of Japan did you use to live?"
"Osaka..." replied the girl. "Why do you ask?
"... Have I met you from some where?"
"I dont think so..."
"Ok." replied the lazy boy, getting back to his work.
He does seem familiar. thought Temari.
Lunch period...
Shikamaru got his lunch and found himself a table with no one sitting there. As the boy began to bite his sandwich, he noticed some one take a sit in front of him. The black haired boy looked up and saw Temari sitting in front of him.
"Dont you have any other friends to sit with?" asked Shikamaru, looking at Temari with a lazy stare.
"Sakura and TenTen has council meeting today." answered the blonde, taking a bite out of her sandwich.
"Whatever..."
The rest of the lunch period was quiet, between the two students. Until...
"Hey! Temari!" a blonde haired boy yelled, taking a sit next to Temari and putting his arm atop her shoulders. He had a hair style much like Ino's. He wore a ring on his left hand. The ring had a spiral insignia on it.
"Get your arm off me!" yelled Temari pushing his arm off her shoulders. "I told you, were not together, remeber?!"
"Oh?" asked Deidara, putting a finger on his chin. "I remember you putting your lips on top of mine last week."
"That was an accident!"
"Are you sure?" asked the blonde haired boy puckering up his lips, moving closer to Temari. The blonde haired girl looked at Shikamaru for help. But he was staring off into the sky, possibly day dreaming.
Thinking quickly Temari devised a plan. "Shikamaru, "baby" can you get this hooligan off your girl friend?" pouted the blonde, staring at the boy sitting across from her.
Hearing this, Shikamaru was kicked out of his daze, as he looked at Temari with a questioning look. "Girl freind?"
"Girl friend? Are you the one trying to take Temari from me?" screamed Deidara pointing at Shikamaru.
"What the hell? I did no such thing!"
"Im gonna kick you ass!" yelled Deidara slamming his hands on the desk, walking over to Shikamaru.
Deidara threw the first punch, aiming for the boys head. Shikamaru easily laid back on his seat, dodging the punch.
"Fine. You wanna fight?" Shikamaru got out of his seat and took a sloppy fighting stance. He looked half asleep. "Bring it on." said the boy lazily.
The blonde haired boy ran towards Shikamaru raising his fist. "Your dead!"
Shikamaru ducked, barely dodging the punch. He put his hand into a fist stance and threw a punch on Deidara's abdomem. This punch caused the boy to clench his stomach in pain, lowering his head. Shikamaru raised his knee and hit Deidara straight on the chin. The injured boy laid on the ground knocked out.
Shikamaru sighed, and walked back to his table, continuing his meal. Everyone stared at Shikamaru with a surprised look on there faces. But Temari was the most impressed. "How'd you learn to fight?" asked Temari.
"My Baa-chan taught me." replied the lazy boy.
"Baa-chan? What that?" asked Temari.
"I thought you were Japanese..." said Shikamaru, sorta confused.
"I am, but I dont know much about my language. You wanna teach me?" asked Temari hopefully.
"Sorry, but Im schedualed to teach someone else after school." said Shikamaru.
"Oh... Ok." said the blonde a little sad.
"Anyways. If I bothered to even teach you . You may ignore my lessons." remarked the genius.
"Are you calling me annoying?!" said Temari, finding her anger once again.
"Uh... Yeah. I am." answered the boy.
"You are so conceited!" yelled the girl.
"I aint conceited!"
"Yeah you are!"
"Troublesome girl..."
"Pineapple head."
"Ms. Bitch."
"Motherfucker!"
And so on...
After School...
Shikamaru was about to walk out of class until Temari stopped him. "Hey Shikamaru. Do you have a club?" asked the blonde.
"No."
"Wanna join the film club?" recommended Temari.
"Are you in it?"
"Yea..."
"Then no."
"Please? The school festival is going to start soon. And we need a guy to take a lead role for our movie." begged Temari.
"I said no. Anyways. If I wanted to, I couldnt." repiled Shikamaru.
"Why not?"
"I got to go teach some troublsome kid how to speak Japanese."
"Oh.."
"Later then..." waved the boy walking away.
"Why am I asking that ass hole? There are many more guys at school to ask." said Temari to hersef.
After Film Club...
Temari got home depressed. "Damn it. I couldnt find any one." yelled to herself.
"Temari? Are you home?" asked her mom.
"Yeah mom!" answered the blonde.
"Well I got a surprise for you. Come in the kitchen."
"Fine."
Temari walked into her kitchen but quickly stopped. "OH HELL NO!" Two voices yelled.
Laugh My Ass Off (LMAO). Well Im guessing that you already know who that was. xp sorta obvius. You'd be stupid if you didnt know. xp Laugh Out Loud (LOL). Well any ways. Stay tuned. More to come. Please REVIEW! xp
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